Crooked Spire Coffee House

25/07/2026

Making things sharp at Crooked Spire Coffee House

Now until 2pm today 🔪✂️🪓
Eftpos available, if its blunt bring it down & grab a coffee or feed while you wait 👍

24/07/2026

24/07/2026

Get your supporter beanies at Crooked Spire Midland and represent for the big games! 🦅⚓

No judgement here, whoever you barrack for, even if it's not Freo, we'll still make you a coffee. 😉

See you soon! ☕🧢

11/07/2026

It’s cold out there tonight 🥶 and some of our Midland mates are sleeping in it.

So there’s now a donation bin at Crooked Spire supporting the legends at Midland Meals. Next time you’re at the shops grab an extra flanno, some new socks, a hoodie, trackies, whatever. Sleeping bags, pillows and backpacks are gold too. And don’t forget the pantry, pasta, tinned food and any non-perishables are always needed.

Chuck it all in the donation bin and it’ll get to the people who need it.

Midland looks after Midland ❤️

03/07/2026

BREAKING: While the Warriors, Cavs and Heat fight over him, LeBron James has taken his talents to Midland.

Crooked Spire Coffee & Art House is pleased to confirm the signing of the free agent on a league minimum deal. One flat white per shift and a staff discount on toasties.

The only dunking he'll be doing now is biscuits.

Welcome to the team, big fella. You start Monday.

05/06/2026

PSA: we’ve restocked and the gifts are elite. Come for the coffee ☕️ stay for the brekky 🥓 🍳 🥞 leave with something your mum might not approve of 👿. No judgement here. Open all weekend 7 till 2, weekdays 6 till 2 ✌️

15/05/2026

Did you know you can hire out our spaces? 🎉
We’ve got four options depending on what you need:
🏛️ The Spire Room - our large function centre, perfect for weddings, big birthdays, corporate events and everything in between
✨ The Enlightenment - after hours hire of the coolest cafe in WA, because why not have your celebration in the best room in the state
🪑 The Revolution Room - our boardroom that flexes to suit whatever you’ve got going on
🚪 The Confessional - small meetings, hot desking, quiet focus work… no actual confessing required
Catering and coffee sorted across the board. We just need to know what you’re planning.
Hit the link in bio for all the venue info, or just pop in and say hi. We love a good chat. 😄

24/04/2026

We’re open this Anzac Day ☕
Midland store only | 7–10am
Coffees & pastries — that’s it, that’s the post.
See you in the morning. 🌿

16/04/2026

🚨 90% SOLD OUT 🚨

Final tickets remaining for Britz n Pieces – From Liverpool to London 🎸

If you’ve been thinking about it… now’s the time.

🍻 Fully licensed bar
🍔 Great food available (yes… bangers & mash plus plenty of snacks)
🎶 A full night of classic British hits

Grab a drink, bring some friends and get ready for a proper night out.

🎟 Last tickets here: www.bit.ly/crookspire

14/04/2026

Midland’s least qualified sign installer back at it again.

No belt. No shame. Just commitment to the craft.

if you’re watching, I wear an XXL 😉
Tag them—this feels like a sponsorship opportunity waiting to happen.

02/04/2026

Long weekend? Cute.
Your coffee still needs you. ☕️

GOOD FRIDAY • SATURDAY • SUNDAY

We’ll be here saving mornings.

📍 Midland: 7:30am – 12pm
📍 Henley Brook: 7:30am – 11am

01/04/2026

Sign so old it faded into retirement… oops.

New one’s up and actually useful:
We’re OPEN Easter weekend
(Good Friday – Sat – Sun)

Midland: 7:30am – 12pm
Henley Brook: 7:30am – 11am

Same coffee. Same crew. Slightly better signage.

Come find us ☕️

20/03/2026

Gao explaining the coffee situation in China had me laughing all morning 😂.

15/03/2026

A little over a year ago this aired on Channel 7 on election night.

About 7week prior I decided to join a political party and put my hand up and have a crack at representing the people of Midland. Not as a career politician, just as a local business owner who wanted to make a difference in the community.

Running a grassroots campaign out of the Crooked Spire, with the coffee machine basically doubling as campaign HQ, we managed to pull off a 15% swing in just seven weeks.

Looking back now, I’m incredibly proud of the ride. The support, the conversations, the belief people showed in the future of this place.

Midland has always been underestimated. But I’ve always believed something different. Midland is the new Dalkeith. A place people are proud of. A place that keeps getting better.

Big dreams can start in small places. Sometimes even next to a coffee machine in Midland.