06/05/2026
Entry #31: The Ultimate Sick-Day Scam, the Forbidden Water Bowl, and a Busy Saturday 🍖🕵️♂️
Fans, I did it. I figured out the ultimate secret to spending the entire day out of the kennel!
All you have to do is look at Dad and let him know those post-dentist pain meds are giving you a bit of a "not-so-fresh feeling" in your tummy. Dad immediately made the executive decision that he was not risking having to clean up a mess in the kennel, so I got to spend the entire day completely unsupervised while Mom and Dad were at work. And guess what? I was the perfect gentleman, mostly because I want my parents to think they can finally trust me… 😉
I am starting to feel so much better, and I honestly don't know how I'm going to survive the rest of these two weeks without fetch.
The Toilet Bowl Betrayal
This morning, Dad went outside without me. He claimed I had to stay inside while he wrapped some pork butts on the smokers, saying it was just easier than constantly worrying about what kind of trouble I was getting into.
Since Dad locked me out of his workspace, and Mom was still fast asleep, I decided to explore the house to see which room was still missing my personal designer's touch. During my inspection, I discovered a magical porcelain bowl that constantly refills with fresh water! Dad forgot to close the lid, so I helped myself to a nice, deep drink.
Right after that, I went to go check on Mom. Fun fact: I discovered that Mom does not appreciate wake-up kisses while she is still in bed immediately after I have used said porcelain bowl! 🤷♂️💋
🚨 Saturday Schedule! 🚨
Tomorrow is going to be a super busy Saturday for my humans! If you want to grab some world-class smoked pulled pork or just see the crew, here is what the schedule looks like:
Stop #1 We will be seeing all of our fantastic friends over at the Clark Fork Veterinary Clinic Client Appreciation Barbecue! Go get some pulled pork🐾🍔
Stop #2 (Social Visit!): Right after that, Mom and Dad are stopping by the Powell County Community Barbecue at the Fairgrounds just to say a big hello to everyone and celebrate the renovation progress! We won't be serving food at this one—Mom is just checking in since she serves on the Fairgrounds Management Board!
Unfortunately, Mom gave me the strict veteran commander treatment and said I have to stay home. Apparently, it’s not safe for me to be hanging out at the fairgrounds while it's an active construction zone.
It’s going to be a great Saturday, so make sure you go out, support the vet clinic, stop by the fairgrounds for some yummy burgers and save some scraps for me!
Stay out of the kennel,
Keel 🐾