Funky Funnels

11/07/2026

🎉 HEY HEY, FUNKY FAMILY! IRWIN, WE’RE COMING YOUR WAY! 🎉

Tomorrow, Sunday, November 8th, we’re heading to the Greenhouse Winery Flair on the Hill! 🥳

We’ll be serving up your favorite funky goodies alongside our amazing friends at Kickinkorndogs and MANY other awesome vendors!

⏰ Time: 12PM–4PM
🍰 Gourmet Funnel Cakes
🍪 Delicious Fried Oreos
🍋 Fresh-Squeezed Lemonades
🩵 And all the FUNKY goodness you know and love!

Come out, support some amazing small businesses, grab some delicious food, do a little shopping, and spend your Sunday with us! 🛍️❤️

We absolutely LOVE getting to see our Funky Family, and we can't wait to make some sweet memories with everyone tomorrow!

🩵 Stay Sweet, Stay Funky! 🩵

11/06/2026

🌧️ WASHINGTON, WE HAVE SOME SAD NEWS! 🌧️

Well, Funky Family… we made it all the way down to Sam’s Club in Washington, and unfortunately, the rain decided to join us. 😭☔️

As much as we wish we could serve you all today, rain and Funky Funnels just aren’t friends! 💔 With our outdoor setup and hot oil, safety always has to come first!

🩵 BUT GOOD NEWS! WE’RE RESCHEDULING! 🩵

📍 Sam’s Club – Washington, PA
📅 NEW DATE: November 22nd!

We are SO sorry for the last-minute change! We were really looking forward to seeing everyone today, but Mother Nature had other plans. 🥺

Thank you all for always being so understanding and supportive! We love our Funky Family and can’t wait to make it up to you on November 22nd! 🩵

Stay Funky, Stay Dry! 🌧️🩵

11/06/2026

🎉 HEY HEY, FUNKY FAMILY! WASHINGTON, WE’RE COMING FOR YOU! 🎉

We’re packing up all of our funky goodies and heading to Sam’s Club in Washington TODAY! 🤩

📍 Sam’s Club
80 Trinity Point Dr.
Washington, PA 15301

⏰ 4PM–8PM

Come satisfy that sweet tooth with some of your Funky Funnels favorites! 😋

🍰 Gourmet Funnel Cakes

🍪 Delicious Fried Oreos

🍋 Fresh-Squeezed Lemonades

Whether you’re stopping by to shop or making a special trip just to see us, we can’t wait to serve you! 🩵

💵💳 We accept cash, card, and tap to pay!

Come hungry, bring your friends, and let’s make it a FUNKY Friday! 🥳

🩵 Stay Funky, Washington! 🩵

11/05/2026

🎟️🩵 THE OFFICIAL FUNKY FUNNELS RAFFLE IS HERE! 🩵🎟️

We want to make the holidays a little brighter for local children and families in need! 🎄🎁

That’s why we’re raffling off FREE FUNNEL CAKES FOR LIFE! 🤯

🏆 THE PRIZE: One FREE gourmet funnel cake with ANY toppings at every event you attend where Funky Funnels is serving, for your lifetime while we’re in business!

🎟️ $10 PER CHANCE!

🎡 EVERY $10 CHANCE YOU PURCHASE GETS YOU ONE SPOT ON THE WHEEL! Buy 5 chances? That’s 5 spots on the wheel!

⏰ Entries close in ONE WEEK! CLOSE NOVEMBER 12th @ 5PM!

🎥 The winner will be chosen LIVE on Facebook with a LAST MAN STANDING wheel spin!

❤️ ALL proceeds will go toward purchasing Christmas gifts for local children in need, and Funky Funnels will MATCH the amount raised!

🎟️ PURCHASE YOUR CHANCES HERE:
https://square.link/u/zndomEDP?src=sheet

Let’s come together, spread some holiday magic, and make a difference! 🩵

Who’s ready to win FREE FUNNELS FOR LIFE?! 🎉

Each $10 donation gives you one chance to win free funnel cakes for life! 🩵

11/05/2026

Let’s drop those links and all follow each other! 🩵

11/05/2026

🎄❤️ FUNKY FAMILY, WE HAVE A BIG IDEA… AND WE NEED YOUR THOUGHTS! ❤️🎄

The holiday season is quickly approaching, and this year, we want to do something a little extra special. 🥹

Our Funky Family has shown us SO much love and support throughout this season, and we want to take that love and turn it into something that can make the holidays a little brighter for local children and families! 🩵

🎟️ SO… HOW DOES A CHANCE TO WIN FREE FUNNEL CAKES FOR LIFE SOUND?! 🤯😍

We are thinking about hosting a HUGE holiday raffle, and here’s how it would work!

🎟️ $10 PER CHANCE!

🎄 The raffle would run for ONE WEEK ONLY! After 7 days, we would officially close entries!

🎡 Every single person and every chance purchased would be added to a virtual wheel!

📱 We would then go FACEBOOK LIVE and do a LAST MAN STANDING WHEEL SPIN!

One by one, names would be eliminated until only ONE lucky person remains!

🏆 THE GRAND PRIZE? FREE FUNNEL CAKES FOR LIFE! 🩵

But here’s the part that means the absolute MOST to us…

❤️ EVERY DOLLAR RAISED WOULD GO TOWARD HELPING LOCAL CHILDREN HAVE A MAGICAL CHRISTMAS! ❤️

We want to use the proceeds to “adopt” local children and families who could use a little extra help this holiday season. Whether it’s toys under the tree, clothing, or gifts that a child has been wishing for, we want to make a difference.

🎁 AND FUNKY FUNNELS WOULD MATCH THE MONEY RAISED! 🎁

That’s right! If our Funky Family raises $1,000, we would personally contribute another $1,000, giving us $2,000 to spend on local children and families!

Our goal is to help as MANY families as we possibly can. No child should have to wake up on Christmas morning feeling forgotten. ❤️

We know times are tough for so many people, and if we can come together as one big Funky Family to bring even a little bit of happiness into someone’s home, then that means more to us than words could ever explain.

We’ve always said that Funky Funnels is about SO much more than funnel cakes. It’s about community, kindness, and the incredible people who have supported our little dream. 🩵

🎄 SO, FUNKY FAMILY… WE WANT TO HEAR FROM YOU!

Would you participate in a $10 raffle for a chance to win FREE FUNNEL CAKES FOR LIFE, knowing that your money would help make Christmas special for local children AND that we would match what you raise?!

👇 DROP YOUR THOUGHTS IN THE COMMENTS! 👇

Let’s see just how much holiday magic our Funky Family can create together! 🎅🎁

🩵 Stay Funky, Spread Kindness, and Let’s Make Christmas Magical! 🩵

11/03/2026

We want to address something that has been weighing on us lately.

First and foremost, we know that we do not own recipes, ingredients, or the concept of certain food items. We completely understand that businesses may offer similar products, and that’s just part of the food industry!

However, there is a difference between being inspired by someone and directly copying their ideas, then presenting them as your own original creations.

We have poured countless hours, late nights, money, creativity, and hard work into building Funky Funnels into what it is today. From brainstorming new ideas to testing different combinations and bringing something fun and unique to our customers, we put our hearts into everything we do.

We absolutely LOVE seeing other small businesses succeed, and we will always support others chasing their dreams. But we also believe in giving credit where credit is due.

It’s not about competition. It’s about respect.

There is plenty of room for all of us to succeed without taking someone else’s creativity and claiming it as our own.

We aren’t claiming to have invented anything, but we are proud of the ideas we’ve worked hard to develop and bring to our Funky Family.

At the end of the day, we will continue doing what we do best: creating delicious treats, coming up with funky new ideas, and giving our customers the experience they’ve come to know and love!

To our Funky Family, thank you for continuing to support our creativity, our hard work, and this little dream we’ve built from the ground up.

Stay Original. Stay Creative. Stay Funky! 🩵

11/02/2026

🚨 BELLE VERNON FAM! QUICK UPDATE! 🚨

Looks like FedEx was moving slower than a turtle this morning getting our order delivered! 🐢📦😂

Because of the delay, we’ll be ready to start serving closer to 4PM instead of 3PM today!

We apologize for the little hiccup, but we promise the funky goodness will be worth the wait! 🩵

📍 Belle Vernon Walmart
⏰ UPDATED TIME: 4PM–8PM

Thanks for understanding, Funky Family! We can’t wait to see you all!

🩵 Stay Funky! 🩵