10/29/2026
INFINITE SEAS OF STELLAR DAMNATION
Oh wow! Today we entered the studio to start recording our 9th album, which will be called "Infinite Seas of Stellar Damnation"! We're recording it at Nahrรกvacรญ Studio Divadla Na Orlรญ in Czechia (try saying that while you're drunk) with our long-time producer Lasse Lammert once again at the helm. It's got songs called "Alcohol and Gnomes" and "The Cult of Leviathan" and "The Pope's Gonna Be A Pirate" and a Jimmy Buffet cover, and a bunch of other long and complicated songs that you inevitably won't care about. Like most things in life, it comes out sometime next year, assuming we finish it. I'm sure that won't be a problem; we're all great at our instruments and the songs are easy to play. Anyway, that's all really. Oh yeah and the last song is another one of those 12+ minute things. And there's a bunch of bonus tracks too. And there's some bits in Japanese. Oh and there's a song called "F**k" because if we didn't fill a song with swearing y'all would riot.
More news soon! Bye!