Crazy Chicken Lady

06/08/2026

🐔💕 Weekend Thank You! 💕🐔

As the weekend comes to a close, I just wanted to say THANK YOU to everyone who stopped by the stand this weekend.❤️

Whether you picked up farm fresh eggs, quail eggs, jams, sauces, candied jalapeños, or other Trigger Happy BBQ goodies, your support means the world to us.

Every purchase helps support our hardworking Divas, our amazing Guest Coop Divas, and other small local businesses that make the stand possible. 🥚🐓💅🏻

I also want to thank everyone who follows along, likes, comments, shares posts, and tells their friends about us. What started as a few backyard hens has grown into something so much bigger because of all of you.

If you’ve enjoyed your visit to the stand, we’d love for you to leave a Facebook review. Your reviews help other local families discover us and support local farms. ❤️

Have a blessed week!

💕 Love,
The Crazy Chicken Lady & Her Divas 🐔💅🏻🥚

P.S. Cluck-a-Doodle-Doo would like everyone to know he personally supervised this weekend’s operations. The hens assure me that’s not true. 😂🐓

06/06/2026

Cluck-a-Doodle-Doo is loving these selfies!

🥚 🥚 Getting ready for Saturday's egg drop with Crazy Chicken Lady and had to take a selfie with this handsome fella! 🐓

Go grab yours tomorrow morning before they sell out! 🍳

06/06/2026

🐔🥚✨ SATURDAY RESTOCKED! | 6/6/26 ✨🥚🐔

The egg stand has been restocked and is ready for another weekend! 💅🏻🐓

Our hens have been hard at work all week, and Cluck-a-Doodle-Doo personally supervised the restock (while contributing absolutely nothing to egg production). 😂

🥚 Farm Fresh Eggs
🐓 Self-Serve Stand
📍 3508 S County Road 1182 Midland
🕒 Open 24/7

📣 This post will remain up. Current quantities and sold-out updates will be posted in the comments throughout the day.

📸 While you’re here, grab a selfie with Cluck-a-Doodle-Doo and tag us! He takes his security duties very seriously, but he’s always willing to pose for a photo. 😂🐓

✨ First come, first served.
✨ Tap Follow/Fave to see future restock updates.

💗 Love,
Crazy Chicken Lady Farm Fresh Eggs 🥚🐔💕

06/06/2026

🐔🥚 FRIDAY NIGHT HEADS UP! 🥚🐔

The divas have been hard at work all week and tomorrow is Saturday Egg Drop Day! 💅🏻🐓

🥚 Farm Fresh Eggs
🥚 Guest Coop Eggs (while available)
🥚 Quail Eggs (while available)

📍 3508 S County Road 1182 Midland
⏰ Restock begins at 9:00 AM Saturday
🏡 Self-serve • Open 24/7

🚨 Our new security guard, Cluck-a-Doodle-Doo, will also be on duty. 🚨

He stands 6 feet tall, watches the stand around the clock, and takes his responsibilities very seriously. 👀🐓

📸 Selfies are always encouraged. In fact, they make him feel special and worthy of his important security duties. 😂💅🏻

💗 Clean cartons are always appreciated and earn $1 off any dozen eggs.

⭐ Tap Follow/Fave to keep up with weekly egg drops, diva updates, and important flock announcements.

📢 Egg quantities and inventory updates will be posted in tomorrow morning’s Saturday Egg Drop post.

See y’all in the morning! 🥚✨🐔💅🏻

06/05/2026

🐓🚨 NEW SECURITY GUARD HIRED 🚨🐓

Well… I wasn’t planning on hiring anyone.

But then I went to Tractor Supply and spotted a 6-foot-tall rooster staring at me from across the store. I stopped what I was doing because the eye contact felt oddly personal. 👀😂

No crowing.
No dancing.
No sales pitch.

Just an aggressive stare that said:

“Ma’am. Your egg stand security situation is unacceptable. I’m coming home with you.”

I tried to keep walking.

I looked back.

He was still staring.

At that point, I figured he had already made the decision for both of us. 😂

So everyone, meet Cluck-a-Doodle-Doo, the newest employee of Crazy Chicken Lady Farm Fresh Eggs and self-appointed Head of Security. 🐔💅🏻

His duties include:

🚨 Monitoring suspicious activity
👀 Judging customers and management equally
🥚 Taking full credit for eggs he did not lay
✨ Looking fabulous
📸 Being available for selfies at the stand

The Divas are still evaluating his performance, but so far he has mostly stood around looking important and acting like he runs the place.

Honestly… he fits right in. 😂

📸 If you stop by the stand, Cluck-a-Doodle-Doo will happily pose for a selfie. Just be sure to tag us when you post it!

Facebook:
Nextdoor: Chicken Lady Farm Fresh Eggs

⚠️ Warning: Prolonged eye contact with Cluck-a-Doodle-Doo may result in unexpected rooster ownership.

— Management (who apparently got adopted by a 6-foot-tall rooster) 💅🏻🐓✨

06/05/2026

Can’t wait to have these at the egg stand!🤤

We're looking to spice things up with our product line. What glaze would you suggest? 🤔💡

06/04/2026

🐔✨ THURSDAY SPOTLIGHT ✨🐔

Everyone meet Annie! ❤️

Annie is one of our young little Red Cochin Frizzle Bantams, and while she isn’t laying eggs yet, she’s already working hard around the coop. Well… sort of. 😂

Let’s be honest. Annie wasn’t hired for egg production.

Sure, one day she’ll bless us with adorable tiny bantam eggs, but they’ll be more “cute and decorative” than “breakfast for the family.” 🥚🤣

Her real job duties include:

💅🏻 Looking fabulous
💅🏻 Providing premium yard décor
💅🏻 Supervising everyone else’s work
💅🏻 Causing a little chaos
💅🏻 Keeping the flock in line despite being one of the smallest chickens on the property

It’s a position she takes very seriously. 👑

With those wild frizzle feathers and that confident little attitude, Annie has already informed management that she expects snacks, compliments, and preferential treatment moving forward.

We have a feeling she’s going to fit right in with the Diva Flock. ❤️🐔

Welcome to the spotlight, Miss Annie! ✨

🐔💕👑😂

06/03/2026

🥚🐔 HEN FACT WEDNESDAY 🐔🥚

Did you know a hen is born with all the eggs she’ll ever lay?

✨ A baby chick is born with thousands of tiny yolks already inside her. As she grows, those yolks mature and eventually become the eggs she lays throughout her life.

The divas would like everyone to know they arrived preloaded with eggs and attitude. 💅🏻😂

06/03/2026

🥚✨ TUESDAY EGG TALK ✨🥚

Have you tried peeling a farm fresh boiled egg and it looked like it survived a bear attack? 😂🥚

Super fresh eggs have a lower pH level inside the shell, which makes the membrane stick tighter to the egg white. That’s why fresh backyard eggs sometimes peel like a disaster scene. 😅

A few tricks people swear by:

💧 Add a splash of vinegar to the boiling water
🧊 Ice bath immediately after boiling
🥚 Slightly older eggs usually peel easier than same-day fresh eggs

Another fun trick:
Put the boiled egg in a jar or container with a little water, place the lid on, and gently shake it up and down. The shell cracks all around and often slips right off! 👏

Even if they’re stubborn sometimes… those bright golden farm fresh yolks are worth it. 💛

📍 3508 S County Road 1182 Midland
🥚 Self-Serve Farm Fresh Egg Stand
💗 Open 24/7
🐔 Main Restocks Saturdays at 9AM
✨ Follow for random guest coop restocks during the week!

06/01/2026

🐔✨ MONDAY DIVA POST ✨🐔
👑 The Diva Behind the Divas 👑

Well… we suppose it’s finally time to introduce the woman behind this whole crazy operation. 😂

Meet Keeli — also known as:

🩷Crazy Chicken Lady
🥚 Egg Collector
⚡️ Boss Lady
🐶 Frenchie Mom
🐔 Professional Chicken Spoiler
📚 Bookkeeper
☕️ Powered by caffeine and chaos

She’s the one helping run an electrical contractor business with our Chicken Daddy by day… and gathering eggs daily for our big Saturday morning egg drop. 💅🏻🥚

Her daily responsibilities include:
✨ gathering eggs for the weekly restock
✨ daily task management & bookkeeping
✨ talking to chickens like tiny employees
✨ taking entirely too many egg photos
✨ spoiling 3 French Bulldogs
✨ and somehow keeping life organized between chickens and construction 😂

Honestly… we’ve got her fully trained at this point.

We simply yell loudly, stare at her aggressively, and follow her around until snacks appear. It’s a very effective management system. 🐔

Thanks for following our little world of chickens, eggs, Frenchies, and organized chaos. ❤️

💗 Love,
The Diva Flock