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The Grumpy Mustache 3140 US-17 BUS Suite A, Murrells Inlet, SC 29576
843-357-9998
Come Grumpy, Leave Happy.
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CK’s Bistro NEVER disappoints. 🤌🤌
10/29/2026

CK’s Bistro NEVER disappoints. 🤌🤌

Look ya'll - we didn't mean to alarm our Jersey folks in the audience. 🤣🤣 We are from Michigan - So PORKROLL or whatever...
10/26/2026

Look ya'll - we didn't mean to alarm our Jersey folks in the audience. 🤣🤣

We are from Michigan - So PORKROLL or whatever ya'll call it ain't something we know nothing about....I think I said that right. 🤔🤔🤣🤣

We're just about as Michigan as you can get, eh? We can tell you where we live on our hand, and we will do it with pride. And ya'll won't even be able to pronounce it, because YPSILANTI looks like a foreign language.

The truth is, the TAYLOR HAM, PORKROLL, SALTY SAUSAGE, WEIRD SALAMI, NOT QUITE BOLOGNA, what the hell is it anyway looking meat fell in to our lap...literally. It was dropped into our walk-in accidently, and we don't waste food over here.

So we did what all rational people do, and stuck it on a burger and called it a special. Jersey sauce was made up by our chef. We have no idea what it means. (SORRY KEITH)

The next time though, we're giving it away to the first Jersey person who gets to the restaurant fast enough. 😆 🤣 😂

😈 THE JERSEY DEVIL BURGER 😈Apparently, our burgers needed more attitude. So we added Jersey.A juicy burger stacked with ...
10/26/2026

😈 THE JERSEY DEVIL BURGER 😈
Apparently, our burgers needed more attitude. So we added Jersey.

A juicy burger stacked with Taylor ham, a fried egg, and enough Jersey sauce to make your napkin have an identity crisis.

It’s big. It’s messy. It looks like it would cut you off in traffic and blame YOU. 😂😂

And before somebody starts the “Taylor ham or pork roll” argument—we’re in South Carolina. Eat your burger. 😎

Come Grumpy. Leave Happy. Bring extra napkins.

Can The Grumpy Mustache family spread some love to South Paw Rescue? 🙏
10/26/2026

Can The Grumpy Mustache family spread some love to South Paw Rescue? 🙏

Is Mercury in the microwave? Or however the saying goes? Because ya'll are giving me a run for my money this week. 😅😅🤣🤣
10/24/2026

Is Mercury in the microwave? Or however the saying goes? Because ya'll are giving me a run for my money this week. 😅😅🤣🤣

Mood =
10/23/2026

Mood =

When we aren't messing up people's food, we're out here saving the planet. 👏👏
10/21/2026

When we aren't messing up people's food, we're out here saving the planet. 👏👏

Thinking of happy things isn't my strong suit. You know, with all the time spent thinking of ways to ruin yet another me...
10/15/2026

Thinking of happy things isn't my strong suit. You know, with all the time spent thinking of ways to ruin yet another meal for someone...and all that.
On occasion, and very rarely, I have a feeling. Often, dare I say, an emotion.
So with that, we'd like to wish the happiest of birthdays to Mrs. Grumpy Mustache....or whatever Stacey said!!

Now that we’ve gotten burnt bacon, dry BLTs, and tasteless chicken out of the way… we’re coming in hot this week to ruin...
10/15/2026

Now that we’ve gotten burnt bacon, dry BLTs, and tasteless chicken out of the way… we’re coming in hot this week to ruin another fan favorite:

The Stouffer’s TV dinner Salisbury steak. 😎

You remember. You’d wrestle with the TV antenna, smack the side of the television, and sit down to rip open that red cardboard box like you’d just secured meemaw's Sunday best.

Peel back the film, catch a steam burn, and there it was: a mysterious hunk of “probably beef” emerging from its gravy swamp. Dinner AND a guessing game. What a time to be alive. 😂

Well, Chef Keith whipped up our version, and I walked away shaking my mustache in delightful disgust. The audacity of this man to put actual effort into something we used to eat during commercial breaks.
You want it? We got it.

Minus the red box, the microwave, and the good moods.

Come Grumpy, Leave Crispy...or whatever Stacey said.

😎 😎

Address

Murrells Inlet, SC

Opening Hours

Monday 11am - 8pm
Tuesday 11am - 8pm
Wednesday 11am - 8pm
Thursday 11am - 8pm
Friday 11am - 8pm
Saturday 11am - 8pm

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+18433579998

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