10/17/2026
A FORMAL APOLOGY FROM AVERAGE SIZE WIENERS
To our valued customers and the Spring Hill community,
We would like to sincerely apologize for the recent controversy surrounding our business.
We have been made aware of several serious allegations, including that our wieners have caused excessive laughter, hurt feelings, heated debates, and an alarming amount of public discussion regarding size.
We also acknowledge the concerns raised by individuals who believe our business may be setting unrealistic expectations, damaging the reputation of larger hot dog establishments, or encouraging people to spend their hard-earned money on a hot dog when they could be buying 48 of them somewhere else.
We take these allegations very seriously.
We never intended to divide a community, challenge the hot dog industry, or cause anyone to lose sleep over a wiener.
Moving forward, we will continue to review our policies, listen to community feedback, and do everything in our power to ensure our wieners remain average, our customers remain happy, and our critics remain hydrated.
We would also like to apologize to anyone who has spent an unreasonable amount of time thinking about our wieners without actually stopping by to try one.
That said, we remain committed to serving Spring Hill with pride, one hot dog at a time.
We appreciate your patience, support, and continued interest in our size.
Sincerely,
Average Size Wieners 🌭
📍 Rural King – Spring Hill
2468 Commercial Way, Spring Hill, FL 34606
No wieners were harmed in the making of this statement. Our legal team is a hot dog in a suit. 😂
