Wiseguy Pizza

Wiseguy Pizza Old School pie handcrafted and baked on two inch thick in an stone-deck oven!

Johnny Rockets is an All-American restaurant that serves up an entertaining experience in a retro diner atmosphere. Enjoy burgers made with 100% fresh, never frozen certified angus beef, real ice cream milkshakes, fries, and fun for all.

Ay yo, whether you’re running solo campaigns or rolling deep in multiplayer, our stone-oven heavy hitters are the ultima...
06/06/2026

Ay yo, whether you’re running solo campaigns or rolling deep in multiplayer, our stone-oven heavy hitters are the ultimate co-op partner. 🎮🍕

Let's eat, ok? 🤌🔋

06/04/2026

Don’t play yourself spending twenty bucks on mid grub, it’s embarrassin’. ✋

We’re serving up the ultimate power lunch for the working crowd: 1 or 2 giant slices, a soft garlic knot, and a cold soda starting at $7.25.

Fast, authentic, and gets the job done right. 🤌💥

Sometimes you gotta handle business on your own. 📏 Our 9-inch personal pies are built for the solo hustler who wants tha...
06/02/2026

Sometimes you gotta handle business on your own. 📏

Our 9-inch personal pies are built for the solo hustler who wants that authentic stone-oven crunch without sharing a single bite.

Grab yours and protect your box, kid. 🤌🍕

Not available at Chinatown and Herndon locations.

Yeah, we said it. 🗽🍕Business Rate just crowned Wiseguy Pizza the “Best Pizza Restaurant in Washington, DC” for 2026. Big...
05/29/2026

Yeah, we said it. 🗽🍕

Business Rate just crowned Wiseguy Pizza the “Best Pizza Restaurant in Washington, DC” for 2026.

Biggest slices. Boldest flavor. No fluff.

Thanks for the love—now pull up and taste what the hype’s about.

Hey Virginia Beach, clock out and get over here! 🤌 Between 3 and 6 PM Monday to Friday, we are practically giving it awa...
05/29/2026

Hey Virginia Beach, clock out and get over here! 🤌

Between 3 and 6 PM Monday to Friday, we are practically giving it away with a Happy Hour that hits different. We’re talkin’ $4 off the heavy-hitter cocktails, wine, and the big 18-inch specialty pies.

Need a brew or wings? That’s $2 off. And don’t even get me started on those fifty-cent garlic knots.

Staying for dinner? It’s Family Friday, so grab a massive 18-inch cheese or pepperoni pie plus six crispy wings for just $19.99.

This is the only way to end the workday and feed the squad. 🍕🍻

Ay yo, size up! 🤌 We finally dropped the 9" personal pies for when you are on the solo grind and don’t feel like sharin'...
05/28/2026

Ay yo, size up! 🤌 We finally dropped the 9" personal pies for when you are on the solo grind and don’t feel like sharin' with the house.

Grab ‘em at all locations except Herndon and Chinatown starting at $13.49.

It is the same heavy-hitter flavor, just sized for a boss. 🍕😤

05/26/2026

Stop walkin’ around with a weak appetite. ✋

A real NYC-sized slice, a knot, and a cold one starting at $7.25 is how you handle business.

If you’re actually starvin’, double it up. We’re talkin’ heavy-duty flavor that won’t empty your pockets.

Pull up and see why we own the block. 🤌🔥

Going to the stadium? ⚾️ You would have to be a total rookie to pay those ballpark prices for mid food. Pull up to the s...
05/24/2026

Going to the stadium? ⚾️ You would have to be a total rookie to pay those ballpark prices for mid food.

Pull up to the shop for a real pre-game. Single slice and a cold draft for 8.99 or double down for 12.99. Cheese or pepperoni, no frills, just facts.

It is the only way to kick off the ninth inning like a local. 🤌🍻

05/22/2026

Keep the whole squad fed without the drama. 🤌 The Family Bundle is the only move you need to make.

We’re talkin’ a massive 18-inch cheese or pepperoni pie and a fresh salad to keep things balanced.

It’s the ultimate spread for the table and real fuel for the family. Fuggedaboudit! 🥗🍕

Memorial Weekend = handled. 🍕🍺ALL DAY Happy HourMay 23–25Only at:📍Dupont📍Navy Yard📍Las Olas📍Atlantic ParkCome hungry. Le...
05/22/2026

Memorial Weekend = handled. 🍕🍺
ALL DAY Happy Hour
May 23–25
Only at:
📍Dupont
📍Navy Yard
📍Las Olas
📍Atlantic Park
Come hungry. Leave legendary.

Address

300 Massachusetts Avenue NW
Washington D.C., DC
20001

Opening Hours

Monday 11am - 11pm
Tuesday 11am - 11pm
Wednesday 11am - 11pm
Thursday 11am - 12am
Friday 11am - 4am
Saturday 11am - 4am
Sunday 11am - 11pm

Telephone

+12024087800

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