Cheeky Bastards - British Restaurant & Tea Room

07/04/2026

Scaling new heights for proper British food...

07/02/2026

As a reminder of that time the British graciously allowed the colonials to govern themselves, Cheeky Bastards will be closing at 6pm this Saturday, July 4th.

We feel it’s only right to give our staff the evening off to celebrate the colonies doing… whatever it is they do with fireworks and grilled meats and possibly a mild rebellion.

Open regular hours until 6pm.

06/17/2026

No better way to spend a rainy Wednesday than watching England vs. Croatia in the while enjoying our signature, Damn Bloody Good Bloody Mary! Cheers!

06/17/2026

This Fathers Day, give dad the gift of prime rib and Yorkshire pudding.

This Sunday, June 21st from 11am–7pm, we’re serving our Father’s Day Sunday Roast at Cheeky Bastards.

Slow-roasted prime rib, roast potatoes, roasted carrots, beef tallow-fried Brussels sprouts, Yorkshire pudding, and rich house gravy.

We’ll also have appetizers, desserts, cocktails, beer, wine, and tea available to make it a proper Father’s Day meal.

$49.95 per guest
$19.95 for children 12 and under

This is a reservation-only event, and our regular menu will not be available during service.

Reservations are filling up, and this will be our final post before Sunday.

Bring Dad hungry. We’ll handle the roast.

Reserve your table here https://shorturl.at/BXPqf

06/13/2026

We’ve received a lot of reviews over the years.

This one required the kitchen to stop, read it twice, and ask several questions we are not medically qualified to answer.

Best comment wins a free app or dessert.

Keep it cheeky, not nasty.

Also, friendly reminder: carryout ends at 4pm on Fridays. If we sneak one through after that, that’s not policy. That’s mercy.

06/12/2026

Skip the socks. Skip the tie. Give Dad a proper Sunday Roast.

Join us Sunday, June 21st for slow-roasted prime rib, crispy roast potatoes, roasted carrots, beef tallow-fried Brussels sprouts, Yorkshire pudding, and rich house gravy.

We’ll also have a selection of appetizers and desserts available to make the meal even more indulgent.

$49.95 per guest
$19.95 for children 12 and under

Reservations are required, and our regular menu will not be available during this event.

Bring Dad hungry. We’ll take care of the rest.

Reserve your table here https://shorturl.at/BXPqf

06/10/2026

This Sunday, June 14th, Afternoon Tea returns to Cheeky Bastards — and we have just a few spaces left.

This is not your average cup of tea.

Proper British afternoon tea, fresh-baked scones, house-made clotted cream and jam, sweet and savory bites, and the kind of experience people keep talking about long after they leave.

It’s elegant. It’s indulgent. It’s cheeky. And it only happens once a month.

If you’ve been meaning to book Afternoon Tea, this is your sign.

A few spaces remain for this Sunday, June 14th.

Reserve now before they’re gone:
https://rb.gy/47ijgq

06/04/2026

A proper Father's Day deserves a proper Sunday Roast.

Join us on Sunday, June 21st for our annual Father's Day Sunday Roast at Cheeky Bastards.

We're serving slow-roasted prime rib with crispy roast potatoes, roasted carrots, beef tallow-fried Brussels sprouts, Yorkshire pudding, and rich house gravy.

Simple. Classic. Proper.

$49.95 per guest
$19.95 for children 12 and under

We'll also have a selection of appetizers, desserts, cocktails, beer, wine, and tea available to complete the experience.

This is a reservation-only event, and our regular menu will not be available during service.

Whether you're celebrating Dad, Grandad, or simply gathering around the table with family, we'd love to have you join us.

Reservations are now open through OpenTable.
https://shorturl.at/BXPqf

Come hungry.

Pricing: $49.95 per guest $19.95 for children (12 and under) Join us for our annual Father’s Day Sunday Roast—one of our most anticipated events of the year and a proper British tradition done the way it’s meant to be. This reservation-only experience is centered around slow-roasted prime rib,...

05/30/2026

The Damn Bloody Good Bloody Mary has arrived.

Built on our house-made Bloody Mary mix featuring vine-ripened tomatoes, fresh horseradish, Guinness, and a cheeky touch of Marmite.

Finished with our signature garnish:
• Quail Scotch Egg
• Petite Sausage Roll
• Fried Halloumi
• Cocktail Onion
• Guinness Beer Pickle Spear

British Flavor. American Attitude.