Stoned Goat Food Truck

28/07/2026

Headed to Terp Float Festival 2026. Can’t wait to see y’all out there on the river! The lineup looks great. We can’t wait!

24/07/2026

23/07/2026

Take a pic in front of our new mural, share to your page, and tag demolition Brewing Company and receive a complimentary 5oz pour of one of our delicious craft beers.

22/07/2026

I’ll be cooking at the Great American Campground and Dive Bar between food truck events. So come in and get a good bite to eat.

22/07/2026

09/06/2026

I have an open event calendar for July. If you need a private chef, catering or an event for the food truck please let me know. I also off pig roasting. Thank you for all the support. I couldn't do it without.

02/06/2026

Colton Harris-Moore grew up in a falling-apart trailer on Camano Island, Washington. His father left when he was a toddler. His mother struggled. There was rarely enough food.

So he started stealing it.

At first it was just survival. He broke into vacation homes while the owners were away and lived inside them for days at a time, eating their food, sleeping in their beds, watching their television. He was 13 years old.

Then he found the flight manuals.

Colton had never been in a cockpit. He had no training, no license, no instruction of any kind. But he had stolen aviation manuals from the homes he broke into and had spent hundreds of hours playing Microsoft Flight Simulator. He decided that was enough.

He was right.

His first stolen plane barely made it off the ground. By the third one he was flying cross-country in the dark. By the time the FBI got serious about catching him, he had stolen 6 aircraft, 19 cars, 11 boats, and broken into over 34 homes across three countries. He always committed his crimes barefoot. He left his footprints at every scene on purpose.

The FBI put a $10,000 bounty on him. He was being hunted by the FBI, Homeland Security, the Canadian Mounties, and the Bahamian Defense Force simultaneously.

He had 80,000 Facebook fans cheering him on.

While on the run in Washington he stopped at a veterinary clinic, slipped $100 through the door with a handwritten note that said "Please use this money for the care of animals." He signed it.

His final act was stealing a Cessna in Indiana and flying it solo across the ocean to the Bahamas. He crash-landed in a mangrove swamp. He kept running. Police eventually cornered him at a marina, shot out his boat engines and and arrested him in the water at 3am.

He was 19 years old.

He was sentenced to six and a half years in federal prison. Fox 2000 Pictures paid $1.3 million for his movie rights. Every dollar went to his victims.

21/04/2026

The universe works in mysterious ways, and has brought me back to the Stoned Goat Food Truck. Jacob Prater, the Coconut Man, and I will be teaming up this festival season vending the finest Wagyu beef and freshest green coconuts to wash it down with.
What festivals would you like to see us at?