The Lazy Crab

08/07/2026

🍺 Happy Hour Every Day

Good times start with Happy Hour.
Every day from 4:30–5:30pm enjoy $9 pints of tap beer.

Perfect for after-work drinks, a pre-dinner catch-up, or to kickstart your night at The Lazy Crab.

18+ Only. Drink responsibly.
Not available on Public Holidays.

08/07/2026

Cya’ll tonight!

State of Origin Game 3 is locked in.

Maroons v Blues
Wednesday 8 July 2026
Kick-off 6:05pm AWST

We’ll have it live and loud at The Lazy Crab Tavern, with cold drinks, great food and the big-game atmosphere sorted.

Grab your crew, pick your side and settle in for the decider.

18+ only. Drink responsibly.

08/07/2026

🔧 TRADIE LUNCH SORTED 🔧

Knock off the tools and fuel up properly at The Lazy Crab.

Monday - Friday | 11am - 2pm
$25 includes a schooner of Carlsberg or a soft drink

No fluff. Just proper feeds:

🥩 Steak Sandwich
Turkish bread, beetroot relish, porterhouse, bacon, cheese, mesculin and pickled onion. Served with fries.

🍔 Cheeseburger
Burger bun, burger sauce, beef patty, burger cheese, cos lettuce, tomato and pickles. Served with fries.

🐟 Fish & Chips
Golden battered fish, fries, fresh salad and tartare.

Eat well, get back to it… or don’t, we won’t judge.

📍 The Lazy Crab
Not available on Public Holidays
18+ Drink responsibly

08/07/2026

🍗 PARMI WEDNESDAY AT THE LAZY CRAB

Why settle for one parmi when you can pick your fighter?

Every Wednesday, choose from our loaded parmi line-up:

The Schnitty
The OG Parmi
Firebreather
The Aussie
Chilli Con Carne
The Hawaiian
Surf & Turf +$5
The Tall Texan +$5
The Eggs Benny +$5

Vegetarian options are available on The Schnitty and The OG Parmi, with vegetarian schnitzels available for +$2.

Grab a Parmi & Pint for $25 with a Great Northern Mid or Swan Draught, or go parmi only for $20.

Made fresh. Loaded properly. Midweek sorted.

Kitchen open from 11am.

08/07/2026

Seniors lunch, sorted.

Our Seniors Menu is available Monday to Friday from 11am-2pm, with proper pub favourites made for a relaxed weekday feed.

Choose from Fish & Chips, Lemon Pepper Squid, Chicken Schnitzel, Chicken Parmi, Beef & Guinness Pie, Caesar Salad and more, with meals starting from $20.

Each seniors meal includes a middy of soft drink.

Good food, good value, no fuss. Just the way lunch should be.

Not available on Public Holidays.

08/07/2026

🚨 WE’RE HIRING! 🚨

The Lazy Crab is on the hunt for fresh faces behind the bar 🍻

25+ hours a week

We’re after someone with:
✨ A current RSA
✨ Availability on nights & weekends (that’s when the party happens!)

But most importantly… we’re chasing personality plus! If you can mix a mean cocktail 🍹, pour the perfect pint 🍺, and keep the vibes high even on a busy night – we want YOU.

👉 Apply now at thelazycrab.com/jobs and upload your resume today!

07/07/2026

🔥 WEEKLY SPECIALS ARE STACKED 🔥

No excuses this week… we’ve got something for every day (and every appetite).

👉 Monday - Mussels Monday + Curry & Pint
👉 Tuesday - Ribs Night + Guinness Pie & Pint
👉 Wednesday - Parmi & Pint
👉 Thursday - Steak Out Night (bring your appetite)
👉 Friday - Wing It Friday + live vibes

🍺 Happy Hour DAILY 4:30–5:30pm - $9 Pints

Good food. Cold drinks. No cooking required.
You know where to find us. 🦀

07/07/2026

More local love, and we’re not taking it for granted.

Seeing comments like this from Dawesville locals means the world to our team.

Whether it’s a Surf & Turf Parmi on a Wednesday, a Sunday feed, a proper pub meal, or just a good night out with mates, we’re grateful every time someone chooses The Lazy Crab.

Good food. Cold drinks. Great company.

Come find the crab.

07/07/2026

🥧 Beef & Guinness Pie Tuesdays

Tuesday is all about the classics.

Tuck into our Beef & Guinness Pie & Pint for just $25 - golden pastry, rich Guinness gravy, chips and a cold pint.

Not in the mood for pie? Our Ribs Special has you sorted. Half rack $24 or full rack $30, stacked with flavour.

Kitchen open all day from 11am.
Not available on Public Holidays.
18+ Only. Drink responsibly.