13/07/2026
π«π· ALERTE FRANΓAISE! π«π·
Tomorrow, Seb is legally obliged to become 110% more French.
Expect:
π₯ Excessive "bonjour"s.
π· Passionate opinions about wine.
π§ Constant reminders that French cheese is the best.
It also happens to be French Wine Week...
AND Free Cheese Tuesday.
Coincidence?
Seb says non.
Vive le fromage! See you from 5pm.