Compton Burgers

07/04/2026

17/03/2026

Even Cartman knows an 8/10 is a crime. 😤🍔💀

We let Grok AI loose on the Perth burger scene, and South Park has officially declared war on the “8/10 idiots.” 🤣
When you see them disrespecting the Cheezy-E, you know it’s time to riot. We’re with Cartman—gotta go find that last smash patty before it’s too late! 🏃‍♂️💨
What is your ACTUAL rating out of 10 for Compton Burgers? Settle the debate in the comments below! 👇🥩🔥
📍 Compton Burgers, Perth
🤖 Video generated with Grok AI

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13/03/2026

Thought the story was over? Think again.
The 1.0 food industry is dead.
Compton 2.0 won't be a shop you visit.
It will be a club you belong to.

11/03/2026

Watch the magic happen… 🪄

Lil Houdini just poured the legendary Houdini Sauce like fine wine.

One dip and the burger disappears.

Only at COMPTON BURGERS.

Are you brave enough to try it? 🍔🔥

Tag someone who needs to taste the magic.

11/03/2026

Game is over 26 years, the legacy was built. Now, it evolves.
Compton Burgers is returning to Stirling St.
But the rules have changed. The doors won't be open for everyone.
The Founder Vault opens soon.
500 spots only.
Turn on post notifications. If you miss the drop, you miss the cut. 🔒

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28/02/2026

🚨Perth... we know it’s been quiet on our end lately.
Our family has been feeding this community for 26 years. In 2019, we poured all of that history into creating Compton Burgers—and the energy was so real we even had the late, great legend himself, Coolio, cooking on our benches.
But we also know that recently, our opening hours have been unpredictable. We hate the “open-shut” cycle just as much as you do. So, we made a decision. We aren’t just reopening the same old way. We are completely rebuilding the engine.
Welcome to Compton Burgers 2.0.
This is a completely new, permanent model designed specifically to reward our most loyal locals. No more unpredictable hours. No more guessing if the grills are hot. Just the same legendary burgers.
We are going to be looking for a very small, exclusive group of day-one legends to help us launch this new era. We’ll drop the details next week.
For now, we just want to know who is still with us. If you’ve been missing the authentic Compton energy, drop a 🍔 in the comments below. Let’s see who is ready for 2.0. 👇
Your Move

26/02/2026

What’s going on in the kitchen? 🧪🔥
Everyone’s been talking about what the Compton Brothers are cooking up behind closed doors. They said we went rogue. They said we were running a lab.
So we put the suits on and got to work.
The only thing highly addictive in this kitchen is the secret sauce. The formula is perfected, the grills are heating up, and we are almost ready to drop the biggest comeback Perth has ever seen.
Who’s brave enough to try the first batch? Tag who you're bringing and drop a ☢️ in the comments if we should release the secret menu early.

24/02/2026

You heard the rumours. You thought we went rogue. 🤫
Truth is, we’ve just been busy in the lab perfecting the formula. 🧪 The blue stuff? That’s just the special sauce glowing up.
We aren't open just yet. We’re making sure this comeback is explosive. 🔥
Stay tuned. The new era of Compton Burgers Perth is almost finished cooking.

15/02/2026

"They said Stirling Street was just for the 'druggies.' They said we wouldn't last a month in the 'human
Back when we first started, took the p**s and told everyone the only people visiting us would be the local junkies. F
Well, look at the view from up here. We didn't just survive the street we conquered the city. 👑
From the pavement to the Palace. From the 'cooked' comments to the King's crown. The frequency has changed. Are you tuned in yet?
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14/02/2026

Hmm

14/02/2026

I got over 500 reactions on my posts last week! Thanks everyone for your support! 🎉

14/02/2026

While you were sleeping, I was studying the spatula. 🍔⚔️
They call us 'cringe' because they fear our frequency. We don't operate on Perth time; we operate on Mars time (shoutout to the haters). 🚀
The wolf does not concern himself with the opinions of the sheep. 🐺💸

13/02/2026

A moment of silence for the admins of the Perth Burger Hunters Facebook group. 🙏🪦
They banned us from their 96,000-member group thinking it would stop the movement. 🤡 Instead, we survived with ZERO Uber Eats, packed out every single day , and now we’re building a bigger shop.
To the admin pictured here with the ban hammer You didn't cancel us. You just made us exclusive. 💅
You’re moderating a Facebook group from a basement; we’re moderating a line out the door in real life. Stay mad. 🍔💸