06/01/2026
ππ EYE TEST ππ
If you see the burger as:
π£ Purple β You're fine. Carry on.
π΅ Blue β You might want to get that checked.
π΄ Red β Listen to me very carefully...
It's too late.
You don't need a doctor. You need The Burger Mechanic. ππ₯
At this stage, the symptoms are clear: π Constant burger thoughts π Random food cravings π Sudden desire for Fish & Chips π₯€ Uncontrollable urge to order a shake
Fortunately, we know exactly what to prescribe. π
π Visit Us: 4014 Macleod Trl SE, Calgary, AB T2G 2R7
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100% Halal
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Chicken & Beef Burgers
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Fish & Chips
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Loaded Fries
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Shakes
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Desserts & New York Cake
π² Order now on: π΅ Uber Eats | DoorDash | SkipTheDishes
πΆ Walk-ins Welcome πͺ Indoor Seating Available
So... what colour did you see? ππ