Enigma Cafe

Enigma Cafe A small town cafe built on lies, deceits, and betrayals.

Are you a "top" or a "bottom"? We won't judge, as long as you come in and spend money. That's what we care about.
05/06/2018

Are you a "top" or a "bottom"? We won't judge, as long as you come in and spend money. That's what we care about.

Now serving tacos with 40% more lettuce and 80% less cheese. Only two for $7.00, That's right, $7.00 for only two. Sorry...
01/16/2018

Now serving tacos with 40% more lettuce and 80% less cheese. Only two for $7.00, That's right, $7.00 for only two. Sorry no Cerveza.

Good News Everyone!! We have decided not to raise the price of our Ice Cream Cones in 2018. You're welcome!
01/06/2018

Good News Everyone!! We have decided not to raise the price of our Ice Cream Cones in 2018. You're welcome!

Well 2017 sucked so much that we can't afford to have someone shovel our walk. Also can't afford new flags. We are now t...
12/31/2017

Well 2017 sucked so much that we can't afford to have someone shovel our walk. Also can't afford new flags. We are now thinking of changing our name....does anyone like "BEN'S BURGERS"? That's our first choice, tell us what you think.

Don't forget to pre order your greasy burger and fries for harvest. You can even come and pick them up....almost as good...
09/02/2017

Don't forget to pre order your greasy burger and fries for harvest. You can even come and pick them up....almost as good as A&W. You're welcome

Can't find local kids to do the work, so we hired Nicole's mom. She won't wear the hairnet, and she has to sit while wor...
08/02/2017

Can't find local kids to do the work, so we hired Nicole's mom. She won't wear the hairnet, and she has to sit while working. But she really likes drawing a wage from Ben's income. And who's that in the background helping out? Yup, it's "Randy's witness", happy to make sure that the paddies are not even a gram overweight. But shouldn't he be wearing gloves too? ewww!

07/19/2017

Well, we have changed our hours again. We are now open from 10am to 6pm. So now you can get breakfast any time of the day, except at breakfast time. You're welcome!

Now that the "Biker Parade" is over, we can lock up early on a nice July afternoon. We would like to sell to the locals,...
07/13/2017

Now that the "Biker Parade" is over, we can lock up early on a nice July afternoon. We would like to sell to the locals, but they just don't spend enough for us to keep the doors open.🤑📉😭

Yes, we already know that it is improper and highly disrespectful to fly two or more flags on the same pole. But we don'...
06/06/2017

Yes, we already know that it is improper and highly disrespectful to fly two or more flags on the same pole. But we don't care. Rules are for poor people. Now get in here and spend!

Good News Everyone! We are now associated with Edworthy Plumbing. C'mon down and buy the plumber breakfast(all day) and ...
05/24/2017

Good News Everyone! We are now associated with Edworthy Plumbing. C'mon down and buy the plumber breakfast(all day) and hammer out the details of your next fiasco. Remember, Randy doesn't apply for permits, file legally required forms, or give receipts so your job has no warranty or insurance. That's why it's cheaper than getting it done right.

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210 Broad Street S
Cut Knife, SK
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