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Butter Me Bytchy Home Bakery Life's too short for boring butter tarts. 🧈 Fresh from scratch, loaded with flavour, and baked with attitude.
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Butter Me Bitchy Home Bakery—where every bite is worth getting a little bitchy over. At Butter Me Bitchy Home Bakery, butter tarts are our sweet obsession, and we’ve perfected the art of crafting the most irresistible, gooey, and buttery treats. But we’re not just about tarts — we bake up a full range of decadent delights, from cookies that melt in your mouth to cupcakes that bring a smile to every bite. And for those who crave something warm and comforting, we also offer freshly baked bread that’s soft, fragrant, and simply divine. Each butter tart, cookie, cupcake, and loaf is made fresh to order, because we believe that great things (and great treats) take time. We use only the finest ingredients and a sprinkle of sass to create indulgent desserts that are worth the wait. Whether you’re treating yourself or looking for the perfect dessert for a celebration, Butter Me Bitchy is here to serve up the ultimate in buttery perfection, delicious cookies, dreamy cupcakes, and comforting breads — all made with love.

BURLINGTON, I'M COMING FOR YOU 🥧🎄Bad decisions, but make them festive.Find Butter Me Bitchy at the Burlington Christmas ...
11/01/2026

BURLINGTON, I'M COMING FOR YOU 🥧🎄

Bad decisions, but make them festive.

Find Butter Me Bitchy at the Burlington Christmas Butter Tart & Artisan Market — Saturday, Nov 7, 10 AM–5 PM, Burlington Centre (777 Guelph Line). Indoors, free admission, tarts out and attitude fully loaded.

$4 each · 4 for $15 · 6 for $20

I'm here until 9! A few flavors have already sold out! Come get yours before they are all gone!
10/30/2026

I'm here until 9! A few flavors have already sold out! Come get yours before they are all gone!

10/30/2026

We’re set up and officially OPEN in Listowel today from 4 PM to 9 PM! 🔥

​Stop scrolling and come get your sweet fix before your favorite flavors sell out. The fresh-baked tarts are stacked and ready to blow your mind—and your diet.

​Come grab 'em while they last! 🧁✨

TONIGHT, LISTOWEL 👻 — first night market, lights on, tarts out, 4–9 PM. Come in costume and make a bad decision before t...
10/30/2026

TONIGHT, LISTOWEL 👻 — first night market, lights on, tarts out, 4–9 PM. Come in costume and make a bad decision before the candy runs out.
$4 each · 4 for $15 · 6 for $20

They said keep it short, sweet, and a little bit naughty... so we did. 😏🎄​Introducing our brand-new Holiday Combo Platte...
10/27/2026

They said keep it short, sweet, and a little bit naughty... so we did. 😏🎄

​Introducing our brand-new Holiday Combo Platters! We’ve teamed up our legendary, cheekily-named holiday butter tarts with our small-batch Christmas squares for the ultimate 50/50 holiday indulgence. Half tarts, half squares, 100% pure decadence.

​Here is the full holiday lineup you can mix and match:

​🍪 THE SQUARES:
​Peppermint Whiteout (Peppermint blondie)
​Biscoffed & Bothered (Biscoff brownie)
​Naughty Nanaimo (Nanaimo bar)
​Salted Caramel Pretzel (Salted caramel pretzel square)
​Gingersnap Cream Cheese (Gingersnap cream cheese square)
​Cranberry Pistachio Crumble (Cranberry pistachio crumble square)

​🥧 THE TARTS:
​White, Naughty & Berry Nice (Raspberry, coconut, white choc)
​Santa's Little Creamy (Hot chocolate)
​Peppermint Bitch Slap (Chocolate mint)
​Fifty Shades of Chocolate (Orange, dark choc)
​Slutty Spice (Gingerbread)
​Suck Harder (Candy cane)
​Very Cherry Cheer (Spiked eggnog)
​Pecan Pie Pleaser (Bourbon pecan)
​Caramel Apple Seduction (Spiced caramel apple)
​Key Lime Squeeze (Festive key lime)
​Lemon Drop Drop (Sugared lemon curd)

​Stock your freezer, treat your coworkers, or gift your favorite chaotic bestie. Preorders are officially OPEN (deposit required)!

​✨ The Quickie Box (4 pcs — 2 Tarts / 2 Squares): $18
✨ The Holiday Hookup (12 pcs — 6 Tarts / 6 Squares): $45
✨ The O**y of Indulgence (24 pcs — 12 Tarts / 12 Squares): $85

​❄️ Pick up starts Dec 1 through Dec 23!

​Hit the link in bio or slide into our DMs to lock in your holiday stash before our freezer fills up! 🔥🎁

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🎃👻 LISTOWEL, HERE I COME! 🥧🖤💗Butter Me Bitchy Home Bakery will be at The Hometown Market Listowel’s Spooktacular Night M...
10/26/2026

🎃👻 LISTOWEL, HERE I COME! 🥧🖤💗

Butter Me Bitchy Home Bakery will be at The Hometown Market Listowel’s Spooktacular Night Market! 🎃

📅 Friday, October 30, 2026
⏰ 4 PM – 9 PM
📍 Ward & Uptigrove Parking Lot, Listowel

Come get your butter tart fix, check out my wickedly delicious flavours, and have a little fun with my cheeky tart names! 😈🥧

Come hungry, bring your friends, and support some amazing local vendors! 🖤💗

I can't wait to see you there! 👻🧡

10/26/2026

Thank you Jeff!!!

10/26/2026

❤️🥧 PARIS, YOU ROCKED! 🥧❤️

What a fantastic weekend! I baked and baked, and you showed my tarts so much love! 🥰 Between my business name and my sassy tart names, there were plenty of laughs along the way! 😂

🏆 THE SH*TTY KITTY takes home the Most Popular Tart title! 🐱💩🤣

Thank you, Paris, for the support, the laughs, and an amazing weekend! You made all that baking worth it! ❤️

Stay sweet and stay sassy! 😈🥧
Butter Me Bitchy Home Bakery

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Goderich, ON

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