David's General Store Inc.

05/29/2026

05/26/2026

PORT SYDNEY
📍 May 26th • 5:00 AM

☀️ It’s going to be a gorgeous day! ☀️

Blue skies over Port Sydney and another beautiful Muskoka morning ahead. Whether you’re heading to work, the cottage, the lake, or just out for a coffee, make it a great day and enjoy every minute of it.

Stop by David’s General Store for your morning coffee, breakfast sandwich, fresh baked goods, or a slice of authentic homemade pizza later today!

🌞 Have an amazing day, Port Sydney! 🌞

05/24/2026

LET US DESIGN A CANDY TABLE FOR YOUR NEXT CELEBRATION! 🍭✨

From birthdays and weddings to baby showers, anniversaries and corporate events, we’ll create a sweet display that will have your guests talking long after the last candy is gone!

🍬 Customized Themes
🍫 Premium Chocolates & Candies
🎉 Colour-Coordinated Designs
💖 Beautiful Presentation for Any Occasion

Life is sweet… let us make your celebration even sweeter!

📞 Contact David’s General Store today to book your custom candy table.

“Because every great celebration deserves a little sugar!” 🍭🎊

05/24/2026

🌞 GOOD DAY LOCAL VILLAGERS! 🌞

🏪 David’s General Store — Serving Muskoka for 113+ Years!

✅ Open 7 Days a Week

⏰ Hours:
Sunday: 9 AM–6 PM
Monday–Saturday: 7 AM–7 PM

🍕 Pizza Specials:
Tuesday: 2 Medium Pepperoni Pizzas $23.99
Friday: 2 Large Pepperoni Pizzas $27.99

📢 WE’RE HIRING!
Part-Time & Full-Time Positions Available

📧 Send resumes to:
[email protected]

❤️ Thank you for supporting local!

05/23/2026

🍩🚨 BREAKING NEWS FROM THE VILLAGE! 🚨🍩

Crazy David has officially lost his mind… again.

Apparently one flavour of mini donuts wasn’t enough. Two flavours? Not a chance. Three flavours? Still not crazy enough!

So now we’re serving FOUR DELICIOUS SPECIALTY FLAVOURS of our hot, fresh mini donuts:

🍩 Cinnamon Sugar
🍩 Powdered Sugar
🍩 Oreo Sugar
🍩 Froot Loops Sugar

Freshly made. Served hot. So good that people have been known to stare lovingly into the donut machine and whisper, “You complete me.” ❤️😂

Warning: Side effects may include smiling, sharing (unlikely), and immediately ordering a second box.

Stop by David’s General Store and find out which flavour becomes your new obsession!

📞 (705) 385-2253

🍩🔥😎

05/21/2026

🍕🚨 ATTENTION PORT SYDNEY! 🚨🍕

Our Friday Pizza Deal is kind of a BIG DEAL around the village… and by “big deal” we mean people start talking about it before they’ve even had their morning coffee! 😆

🔥 TWO LARGE PEPPERONI PIZZAS for just $27.99! 🔥

Every Friday we watch pizzas disappear faster than David can tell one of his crazy stories. Don’t be the person driving over saying, “I should have called earlier!” 😳

📞 Reserve yours TODAY:
(705) 385-2253

Because disappointment is expensive… but pizza is only $27.99! 🍕🍕😂

05/19/2026

🚨🍹 CRAZY DAVID HAS DONE IT AGAIN 🍹🚨

Well folks… first David brought you pizza 🍕
Then tiny donuts 🍩
Then Kawartha ice cream 🍦

…and now he’s gone FULL HAPPY 😎

🔥 NEW Happy Dad Hard Seltzer NOW available at David’s General Store! 🔥

Cold ✔️
Refreshing ✔️
Makes you smile at your neighbour’s lawn mower ✔️😂

Come grab yours before Crazy David drinks them all while dancing in the parking lot wearing sunglasses and flip flops 🕺☀️🍹

Only at David’s General Store in beautiful Port Sydney — where the deals are cold and David is slightly questionable 🤪