Norm's

12/28/2024

05/28/2023

Don’t get a toaster, there’s no point, you can’t toast a special

09/10/2022

Humans don't deserve dogs. Except me. I'm deserving of dogs.

05/20/2022

A customer came in and asked me if I had any grapes. I told him "No, this is Norm's, you can order the special or leave"

04/20/2022

Finally saw Avatar. I could do better

02/24/2022

I'm a Carrot!

01/28/2022

Became an anti-vaxxer for a bit because I heard it was trendy. Then I read online that you could get the vaccine out of you with citrus, so I covered my whole body in citrus and it HURT. Back to being a vaxxer.

12/09/2021

Get your flu shot also, I don't want you giving me the flu either

09/29/2021

Get your second vaccine. Don't make me sick.

07/17/2021

With mask restrictions lifted, I think anti-maskers are looking for a new sense of purpose. Someone just asked me for a menu, so I asked him "Why?" and he told me "Freedom"

06/28/2021

Don't be one of those people who asks for a menu, or doesn't get the vaccine. Just get the special and get vaccinated.

02/09/2021

Now accepting dogecoin. Not as payment, but I'll accept it.