10/06/2026
There are very few places on earth where I’ll willingly eat shrimp three ways in a single meal, but continues to give me no real choice: I need them all.
My table order has evolved over the course of roughly ten visits and a level of menu memorization that would concern most. We usually start with the guac topped with deep-fried octapus and the tuna tostada.
Through a smirk we then inevitably order at least 5 El Gobernadors, a gloriously cheesy shrimp taco that shamelessly pi**es the ‘no cheese with seafood’ people off. (They’re just so wrong!)
I once heard someone describe the food here as transformative, like being transported on vacation while sitting on Columbus Ave. If you’ve seen Columbus Ave, you know that’s hard to pull off.
Anyway, if I disappear this summer check the nearest beach first. If I’m not there, I’m probably at Mariscos El Submarino with hands covered in peel and eat shrimp for the third time that day.