The Happy Cheese

08/06/2026

🎤😂 COMEDY NIGHT IS BACK AT THE HAPPY CHEESE! 😂🎤

Get ready for a fantastic night of live stand-up comedy on Thursday 16th July at The Happy Cheese, Ashurst!

🌟 Headliner: Andrew Bird
As seen on Russell Howard’s Hour and tour support for:
⭐ Russell Howard
⭐ Michael McIntyre
⭐ Rob Brydon
⭐ Rhod Gilbert

🎸 Opener: David H***e

🎤 Middle Set: Sam Fraser
BBC South Today Weather Presenter

🎙️ MC for the Evening: Kate Penfield

🕖 Doors Open: 7:00pm
🎭 Show Starts: 8:00pm

Why not make a night of it and enjoy dinner before the show? Our full menu is available before comedy starts.

🎟️ Tickets just £7.50

Book now:
https://ticketscandy.com/e/july-16th-comedy-at-the-cheese-18499

📍 The Happy Cheese
189 Lyndhurst Road, Ashurst, SO40 7AR

🚗 Free Parking
🍔 Great Food
🍻 Great Drinks
🤣 Great Comedy

Arrive Hungry… Leave Happy! 🧀❤️

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06/06/2026

This Tuesday tickets still available but going fast.

🔮 PSYCHIC NIGHT AT THE HAPPY CHEESE 🔮
Join us for an incredible evening of insight, energy and connection…
✨ With Sarah Pink ✨
📅 Tuesday 9th June
⏰ From 7:30 PM
Experience a powerful night of psychic readings, spiritual guidance and unforgettable moments.
💫 £15 per ticket
🎟️ Limited spaces available
📍 The Happy Cheese
👉 Book now:
https://ticketscandy.com/e/psychic-evening-9th-june-2026-16613
✨ Arrive curious… leave amazed ✨

06/06/2026

🍽️ SUNDAYS AT THE HAPPY CHEESE 🍽️

Whether you’re craving a traditional Sunday Roast, one of our famous burgers, a Piecarumba pie, a delicious dessert or a scoop of Bella’s Gelato, we’ve got something for everyone.

✅ Sunday Roasts served 12pm–6pm
✅ Full Menu Available All Day
✅ Vegetarian & Vegan Options
✅ Children’s Menu
✅ Bella’s Gelato
✅ Dog Friendly
✅ Free Parking

No cooking. No washing up. Just great food, great company and a warm welcome.

📍 The Happy Cheese
189 Lyndhurst Road, Ashurst, Southampton SO40 7AR

📅 Book your table here:
https://thehappycheese.co.uk/book-a-table/

🗺️ Get directions:
https://maps.google.com/?q=The+Happy+Cheese+189+Lyndhurst+Road+Ashurst+Southampton+SO40+7AR

☎️ 02380 293929

You Book, We Cook.

Tag the people you’d bring with you this Sunday 👇

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05/06/2026

Really love it when our customers give us 5 * feedback reviews. Thank you and well done Alesha and Freddie.

04/06/2026

🔮 PSYCHIC NIGHT AT THE HAPPY CHEESE 🔮
Join us for an incredible evening of insight, energy and connection…
✨ With Sarah Pink ✨
📅 Tuesday 9th June
⏰ From 7:30 PM
Experience a powerful night of psychic readings, spiritual guidance and unforgettable moments.
💫 £15 per ticket
🎟️ Limited spaces available
📍 The Happy Cheese
👉 Book now:
https://ticketscandy.com/e/psychic-evening-9th-june-2026-16613
✨ Arrive curious… leave amazed ✨

03/06/2026

Quiz Update – The Chaos Continues! 😂
We had a whopping 141 players forming 32 teams this week. The team names are getting dangerously creative and increasingly dodgy – you lot are one step away from getting us shut down and I’m absolutely here for it.
Multiple Scoregasms have been coming 4th and winning the scratch card so many times they basically had their own reserved stool. So what did they do? Changed their name slightly… and immediately broke their legendary streak. Absolute scenes.
Here are the official results:
• 1st place (£81): “Tin Tin’s Haircut” – Looking sharp, champs!
• 2nd place (£40): “Multiple Scratchcards” – The revenge arc we didn’t know we needed
• 3rd place (£20): “Dini Doos” – Short name, big brains
• 4th place (Scratchcard): “Crouching Woman, Hidden Cucumber” – I’m not asking questions. I’m just scared.
Highest scoring new team (and winner of some very fancy chocolate): “Game of Tones” – absolutely smashed it!
And in last place, also winning chocolate (because we’re not monsters): “The Dumb Half of Quizzie Maguires” – At least you’re self-aware, kings.
Chase the Joker remains unclaimed at £500 with 47 cards still lurking for next week. Someone’s getting lucky… or we’re keeping this money forever.
Thanks for another brilliant (and slightly unhinged) night, legends. See you all next week! 😃

28/05/2026

Quiz Update – The One Where the Garden Won
113 players. 24 teams. One gloriously warm evening where the garden wasn’t just the best place to be… it was basically the VIP lounge. The indoor folks were sweating, the garden crew were sipping and judging everyone from their deckchairs. Priorities, people.
Massive thanks to our quiz overlord Kate for running the show with her usual mix of wit, charm, and that terrifying ability to make grown adults argue over the capital of Mongolia. You’re a legend and we don’t deserve you.
A huge round of applause (and maybe a round of drinks) for the Happy Cheese team – you kept everyone happy, hydrated, and slightly too full of cheese. You’re the real MVPs.
Now, the moment you’ve all been waiting for (or dreading)…
The Results (with a side of shade):
1st Place – “Candy Crush”�£65 richer and probably still humming the theme tune. Crushing it in every sense.
2nd Place – “The Fact Hunters”�£32 and still hunting. We’re convinced they’ve got a secret Wikipedia tab open somewhere.
3rd Place – “Astrology Bitch Strikes Again”�£16 and the best team name of the night. The stars clearly aligned… mostly for chaos and giggles.
4th Place – “Multiple Scoregasms” (tie broken by our super-serious count-back system)�Won the scratch card. Because apparently one kind of score wasn’t enough. We’re not even mad, we’re impressed.
Bottom Place – “Simple Minds”�Walked away with chocolate. Which, let’s be honest, is still a win. Simple minds, simple pleasures.
Chase the Joker is still sitting pretty at £500 with 49 cards left to play. The tension is real.
Thanks to everyone who came, laughed, argued, and made it another brilliant night. Same time next week? Bring your A-game… and maybe a fan for the garden.