Nine

03/05/2026

We’ll be closed this Bank Holiday Monday ☕
Back open as usual after 🤍

29/04/2026

Sweet treats, the Nine way 🍰🤎
(And there’s always more to choose from 👀)

03/04/2026

Easter weekend pending… 🐣🌷
Here’s when you can find us - we’ll be here for your coffee & food fix ☕🍽️

03/04/2026

We are open Good Friday & Easter Saturday 🐰🐣 so join us for food, drinks & general enjoyment, we will be closed Easter Sunday & Monday
Back open Tuesday as normal ###

25/02/2026

I love this 💕 the same principle applies to cafes it’s not just the individual item your paying for the coffee or sandwich & yes you could make it cheaper at home but it’s all the extras we pay for like heating, lighting, bins, music licences, staff wages so they can serve you & talk to you not a robot, I’ve explained this to many customers over the years & most are understanding once you do but don’t think about it before hand
Support your local pubs & cafes where you can before they disappear all together 💕💕
We are forever grateful for each & every customers support 💕

Right.
Apparently, pubs are “too expensive.” 😬🥵💰

I hear it every day. 🤯

Usually from someone clutching a £6 artisan coffee, scrolling TikTok on a £1,200 phone, while explaining how £6 for a pint is daylight robbery. 💎

But sure. The pub is the problem. 👌

Let me explain this slowly…

You’re not paying £6 for “beer”! 🍺

You’re paying for an experience, for a community, for…

💸 The heating being on before you arrive.
💸 The lights staying on after you leave.
💸 The loos being scrubbed (you’re welcome).
💸 The glasses being washed.
💸 The staff being paid.
💸 The licences. The insurance. The rates. The tax.
💸 The little bite the card machine takes every single time you tap.
💸 And the fact that when the cellar floods at 11pm on a Tuesday… it’s me in wellies.

You’re not just buying a drink. 🍷

You’re renting a space to exist in public without being moved on. To socialise. To make friends. To feel welcome. To belong. ❤️

Go and sit in the middle of ASDA for three hours debating VAR and see how long that lasts. Try getting banter from a self-checkout. 😅

Pubs aren’t competing with supermarket booze. 🛒

We’re competing with the idea that community should be free. 🏘️❤️

And here’s the bit I find fascinating…

The same people who mourn “the death of the British pub” are the ones who treat us like overpriced off-licences. 🍾

We don’t sell beer. 🍺

We sell:
👉 First dates that turned into marriages.
👉 Wakes where the real stories came out.
👉 “Ok, just one” that became the best night of the year.
👉 Somewhere to decompress when the world’s had enough of you and you’ve had enough of the world.

We sell a place to not be alone. 🫂

If you want cheap: stay on your sofa with a four-pack of lukewarm cans 🛋️🥵🍻

But PLEASE don’t confuse low cost with value! 🤷‍♂️

Anyway, I’ll be over here - overcharging for heating, chairs, and human interaction. 🔥🪑🤗

Tag a mate who needs to stop being a tight-arse and buy a round! You know the one. 😂👇

17/02/2026

💥💥 It’s Pancake day 💥💥

Here’s our pancake menu for today just the usual favourites
Prices held from the last 2 years 🙌🏼
Happy pancake eating xx

14/02/2026

❤️❤️ Happy Valentines Day ❤️❤️

Sending out lots of love to all our customers today, just to let you know we really appreciate you all ❤️❤️❤️

We are very sorry there is no Valentines bistro tonight , probably the 1st time in 15 years we haven’t done it, 😢😢 but unfortunately circumstances meant it wasn’t possible this year.
Look out for future dates coming soon ###

12/02/2026

💥💥 important information 💥💥

Today we have been given a fake £20 which are apparently rife around Baildon & being used in Baildon businesses at the moment , this means the business loses that money as they just confiscate them, this is money small businesses can’t afford to lose, especially at this time of the year when things are especially hard !
All staff will now be making extra checks on all notes particularly £10’s & £20’s so please don’t be offended if this happens to you, we know most people are trustworthy but unfortunately some are not & we have to protect ourselves so we don’t lose any more money.
Thanks in advance for your understanding xx

10/02/2026

Jumping on the latest gpt craze
Not bad for my 1st effort I think 🤣 xx

02/01/2026

Happy New Year 🎉
To all of our lovely customers thank you so much for your continued support in 2025
We appreciate you all ###