Smash Cow Burgers

13/06/2026

🍔 Meet Your New Craving. 🍔

Warning: This burger may cause sudden food envy. No gimmicks. No shortcuts. Just the kind of burger that keeps you coming back for "one more."

At Smash Cow Burgers, we believe great burgers should be messy, indulgent, and absolutely unforgettable.

Tag the friend who's buying your next burger. 👇
📍 Smash Cow Burgers
🔥 Freshly smashed. Loaded with flavor. Made to satisfy.

10/06/2026

This Saturday at The Three Pigeons

The place to be this Saturday!

9x real ales. A Smash Cow barbecue. Live music (from the legendary Sam Lamden) and all your usual favourites on the bar!

We’re really excited for this, especially after the last festival!

We’ll see you then!
(Taste notes to follow very soon!)

06/06/2026

🍟 Golden. Crispy. Addictive. 🍟

Some things don’t need an introduction, they just need a place on your table.

Our perfectly seasoned fries are crispy on the outside, fluffy on the inside, and impossible to stop eating. Whether you're pairing them with your favourite Smash Cow burger or enjoying them solo, every bite delivers that satisfying crunch you crave.

One order? Good luck stopping there.

📍 Swing by Smash Cow Burgers today and grab a side of crispy perfection.

🍔🍟

04/06/2026

⚠️ Warning: interruption to the usual burger content!

Today we’re asking for a small favour from our amazing customers, supporters and fellow hospitality lovers.

Please take a moment to sign the “VATs The Problem” petition and help push the government to listen to the hospitality industry. A reduction in VAT to 10% would make a huge difference to businesses like ours and thousands of others across the UK.

Right now, hospitality businesses are facing soaring labour costs, rising food prices and increasing overheads just to keep the doors open. Unfortunately, these rising costs are then passed onto customers, making it harder for people to afford to eat out and support local businesses.

Lowering VAT would help relieve some of that pressure, allowing independent businesses to stay open, protect jobs, invest in their teams and keep food and drink more affordable and accessible for everyone.

We’ve already seen far too many great hospitality businesses forced to close their doors. Without change, many more could follow.

If you can spare a minute to support the campaign, we’d really appreciate it ❤️

https://www.vatstheproblem.co.uk/

31/05/2026

Golden, crispy, and dangerously addictive.

Fries that don’t play a supporting role, they steal the spotlight. 🍟🔥

At Smash Cow Burgers, we don’t just serve fries… we serve the reason you came back “just for a snack” and left with a full meal.

Always worth it.

Tag your fry partner-in-crime and come hungry.

30/05/2026

🌶️🍔 WEEKEND SPECIAL ALERT! 🍔🌶️

This weekend, we're turning up the heat with our Jalapeno Popper Smash Burger.

Loaded with double juicy smashed beef patties, crispy bacon, cream cheese, gooey American cheese, salted tortilla chips, and spicy jalapeno garlic mayo, it's the perfect burger for those who like a little kick with their weekend indulgence.

Whether you're catching up with friends, treating yourself, or fueling your weekend adventures, this burger is ready to deliver the flavor.

🔥 Available this weekend only.
📍 Grab yours before it's gone!

Tag your spice-loving burger buddy below. 👇

29/05/2026

Golden fries. Melted cheese. Zero regrets. 🧀🍟

Some people share fries.
Some people order their own and protect them with their life.
We don’t judge at Smash Cow. 😏

Freshly loaded, perfectly cheesy, and made for cravings that don’t play around.

24/05/2026

When the sauce drips like that… you already know it’s about to get messy in the best way. 🔥🍔

Crispy. Saucy. Absolutely loaded.
One bite and your cravings are officially handled.

21/05/2026

We're closed to today (Thursday 21st May), back open tomorrow!!