14/07/2026
FANCY A CAREER IN SPACE? COME TO THE HOSS TONIGHT FROM 7:30(ish).
Its a little known fact that every NASA astronaut has one thing in common.
Theyve ALL won a game of Bingo. Thats because the Astronaut selection programme involves aspiring space cadets to play on the first day of the process
They even have their own calls
"Apollo f**k up.... one and three... 13"
"Giant Steps for Mankind... one its own, number 1"
"Top secret base that definitely has no aliens in it. 5 and 1, Area 51"
While this might sound crazy, its perfectly logical. NASA simply doesnt want naturally unlucky people dicking about in its rockets.
So if you fancy being a Space Cadet (or you just want a laugh and to play some Bingo) come and see Philip Richardson with us from 7:30, and get some practice in.