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Monday 9am - 5pm Tuesday 9am - 5pm Wednesday 9am - 5pm Thursday 9am - 9pm Friday 9am - 9pm Saturday 9am - 9pm Sunday 9am - 5pm

No Monkey Business Keswick

Name: No Monkey Business Keswick
Address: 43 Main Street, Keswick, CA125DS, GB
Telephone: +441768780844

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Relax, reconnect,

Cutting out isn’t missing out

Serving adaptogenic drinks, alcohol-free cocktails, and fresh, flavour-packed food — all in a cosy, modern space designed for good vibes only.

14/07/2026

Do you know what we love most about this weather? Alfresco dining! 😎☀️

It almost feels like you’re on holiday abroad... just without the airport queues, lost luggage, or months spent on Duolingo trying to learn how to order your breakfast! 😂✈️

Soak up the sunshine, enjoy a leisurely breakfast outdoors, and make the most of these glorious summer mornings. ☕🥐 🍳 🥑

We’re serving breakfast from 9am every day, so come and join us. The coffee’s hot, the food’s delicious, and the sunshine is on us! 😎☀️

13/07/2026

Monday morning never looked so good… 😎☀️

Our doors are open, the tables are out, the coffee is hot and we’re ready to welcome you… 💕

Here’s to a fabulous week! 🥰🙌

🎥 Visit Keswick the Lake District

12/07/2026

Well, that was a bit exciting wasn’t it? (Well done England! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🙌).

Looking to get your Sunday off to the best start after enjoying the celebrations? Come join us for a long, leisurely breakfast… ☕️ 🥞 🍳

We have:

🍓 French toast with Nutella and Strawberry
🍳 Breakfast stack
🥑 Avo on toast
🥓 Full English

… and lots more! The coffee is hot ☕️ and your table in the sunshine is waiting! 😎☀️

11/07/2026

Have you heard? 📣
We’re now open in the evenings! 🎉 🎶

Looking for fabulous food, delicious drinks and relaxed, laid-back vibes? We’d love to welcome you every Thursday, Friday and Saturday from 5pm–9pm. 🍹🍽️

Our BRAND NEW evening menu is packed with flavour and designed to be enjoyed alongside our incredible range of alcohol-free cocktails, functional drinks and mood-enhancing beverages. ✨

Whether you’re catching up with friends, planning a date night, or simply treating yourself to a great meal, we’ve got everything you need for the perfect evening.

🥘 Delicious food
🍸 Amazing alcohol-free cocktails
🎶 Relaxed atmosphere

The only thing missing is you! 🙌

Reservations available and walk-ins welcome. See our website for full details.

Come discover your favourite new place in Keswick! ✨

View evening menu👇
https://www.nomonkeybusinessbars.co.uk/our-menus/evening-fusion-bowls

Reserve a table👇
https://app.tableo.com/widget/no-monkey-business-restaurant-keswick

10/07/2026

Well hello Friday! 😎☀️
Bring on the hot, sunny weekend! 🙌
Grab a table outside and watch the world go by as you enjoy delicious food, amazing drinks, and the coolest vibes! 💕

Walk-ins welcome, dogs very welcome 🐶 🐾

09/07/2026

Super sunny weekend incoming! 😎☀️
Come join us for good vibes, great food and amazing alcohol free drinks!🍹🥗 💕

We’re open until 9pm today, tomorrow and Saturday! Check out our Menus online and book your table - walk-ins also welcome.

Costa del Keswick is THE place to be this weekend! 😎🙌

🔗 https://www.nomonkeybusinessbars.co.uk

08/07/2026

Woohoo! The sunshine is back baby! 😎☀️
And we’ve got a drink with your name on it! 🍹🍸
From our REFRESHING range of in-house cordials, to our DELICIOUS selection of alcohol-free cocktails, beers, wines and spirits, and not forgetting our FABULOUS beverages with functional ingredients and nootropics for mood, focus, or wind-down energy. ✨

Come join us at Keswick’s prime people-watching spot in the heart of town! 👀

We’re serving delicious food all day too, it would be rude not to stop by! 😜

🔗 https://www.nomonkeybusinessbars.co.uk

07/07/2026

It might be grey and cloudy today but our SUPER TASTY lunch menu is bringing all the sunshine vibes! 😎☀️

Take our Korean BBQ Pulled Pork Burger - slow-cooked pulled pork shoulder glazed in our house-made Korean BBQ sauce, topped with gochujang mayo and kimchi, and served with a fresh cucumber & sesame salad. 🍔 ✨

Sweet, spicy, and just a little bit messy… exactly how a great burger should be. 😋 👌

Who’s coming to brighten up their lunch break?

P.S. we’ve heard a rumour that the sunshine is coming to Keswick for its holidays tomorrow! 😎☀️

06/07/2026

Monday morning has never felt so Monday morningish! 😴

Need to ease yourself into the day after all the excitement in the early hours? (Well done England! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🙌). Come join us for a long, leisurely breakfast… ☕️ 🥞 🍳

What are you choosing?

🍓 French toast with Nutella and Strawberry?
🍳 Breakfast stack?
🥑 Avo on toast?
🥓 Full English?

All these and more are being served right here today, the coffee is hot ☕️ and your table is waiting! 🙌

Address

43 Main Street
Keswick
CA125DS

Opening Hours

Monday	9am - 5pm
Tuesday	9am - 5pm
Wednesday	9am - 5pm
Thursday	9am - 9pm
Friday	9am - 9pm
Saturday	9am - 9pm
Sunday	9am - 5pm

Telephone

+441768780844

Website

https://nomonkeybusinessbars.co.uk/, https://app.tableo.com/r/-S9JGzm

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