The Funky Monkey

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๐Ÿตโšฝ ANYONE BUT ENGLAND! โšฝ๐ŸตThe Funky Monkey is backing Croatia on Wednesday night as England take on Croatia in a massive ...
16/06/2026

๐Ÿตโšฝ ANYONE BUT ENGLAND! โšฝ๐Ÿต

The Funky Monkey is backing Croatia on Wednesday night as England take on Croatia in a massive World Cup clash!

๐Ÿป Grab a pint of Tennentโ€™s
๐Ÿ“บ Watch live on our big screens
โšฝ England vs Croatia
๐Ÿ•˜ Kick Off: 9PM
๐Ÿ“… Wednesday 17th June

The Monkey has already picked a sideโ€ฆ have you? ๐Ÿ˜

Get down early, grab a seat, and enjoy the craic as we cheer on Croatia!

๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡ท ๐Ÿป ๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡ท

โšฝ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ณ๓ ฃ๓ ด๓ ฟ WHAT A WEEKEND AT THE FUNKY MONKEY ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ณ๓ ฃ๓ ด๓ ฟโšฝWhat a night on Saturday/Sunday as we watched Scotland kick off thei...
15/06/2026

โšฝ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ณ๓ ฃ๓ ด๓ ฟ WHAT A WEEKEND AT THE FUNKY MONKEY ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ณ๓ ฃ๓ ด๓ ฟโšฝ

What a night on Saturday/Sunday as we watched Scotland kick off their World Cup campaign with a massive victory! The atmosphere was incredible, and weโ€™re ready to do it all again this Friday.

๐Ÿ”ฅ Scotland vs Morocco ๐Ÿ”ฅ

๐ŸŽŸ๏ธ Tickets: ยฃ5
๐Ÿ“ Available now from the bar

Demand is already huge, and tickets are flying out the door. To avoid missing out, get yours as soon as possible.

โš ๏ธ No ticket, no entry. โš ๏ธ

Due to the game being so soon we will not be reserving tickets for anyone.

Gather your mates, wear your colours, and join us for another unforgettable night supporting Scotland at The Funky Monkey!

๐Ÿปโšฝ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ณ๓ ฃ๓ ด๓ ฟ

โšฝ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ณ๓ ฃ๓ ด๓ ฟ Scotland vs Haiti LIVE at The Funky Monkey! ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ณ๓ ฃ๓ ด๓ ฟโšฝONE MORE SLEEP ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ณ๓ ฃ๓ ด๓ ฟ๐Ÿ•— Doors Open: 8:00 PM๐ŸŽธ Live Music wit...
12/06/2026

โšฝ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ณ๓ ฃ๓ ด๓ ฟ Scotland vs Haiti LIVE at The Funky Monkey! ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ณ๓ ฃ๓ ด๓ ฟโšฝ

ONE MORE SLEEP ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ณ๓ ฃ๓ ด๓ ฟ

๐Ÿ•— Doors Open: 8:00 PM
๐ŸŽธ Live Music with Liam Doyle: 10:30 PM
โšฝ๏ธ Kick off 2am

๐Ÿš– Please plan your journey home in advance and book your transport early to avoid disappointment.

Weโ€™d also like to kindly remind everyone to respect our neighbours when leaving the venue. Please depart promptly and keep noise to a minimum as you leave the area.

Thank you for your cooperation, and we look forward to seeing you for a fantastic night at The Funky Monkey! ๐Ÿป๐ŸŽถ

๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ณ๓ ฃ๓ ด๓ ฟ THE FUNKY MONKEY ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ณ๓ ฃ๓ ด๓ ฟThe Tartan Army is marching, and thereโ€™s only one place in the shire to watch every kick...
11/06/2026

๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ณ๓ ฃ๓ ด๓ ฟ THE FUNKY MONKEY ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ณ๓ ฃ๓ ด๓ ฟ

The Tartan Army is marching, and thereโ€™s only one place in the shire to watch every kick, tackle and glorious Scotland victoryโ€ฆ

๐Ÿ’ THE FUNKY MONKEY ๐Ÿ’

๐ŸŽŸ๏ธ Scotland vs Haiti โ€“ SOLD OUT!
๐ŸŽŸ๏ธ Scotland vs Morocco โ€“ Tickets just ยฃ5
๐Ÿป Scotland vs Brazil โ€“ No tickets required

Big screens โœ”๏ธ
Cold pints โœ”๏ธ
Unmatched atmosphere โœ”๏ธ
Delusional optimism โœ”๏ธ

๐Ÿ† Weโ€™re gonna win it, ye know!

Get yourself down to The Funky Monkey and roar Scotland all the way to World Cup glory.

๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿค Mon Scotland! ๐Ÿค๐Ÿ’™

๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ณ๓ ฃ๓ ด๓ ฟ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ†

Itโ€™s finally here!!!
11/06/2026

Itโ€™s finally here!!!

๐ŸŽค๐Ÿป LIVE AT THE FUNKY MONKEY! ๐Ÿป๐ŸŽคGet ready for a fantastic night of live entertainment as Simply Rod brings the magic of S...
10/06/2026

๐ŸŽค๐Ÿป LIVE AT THE FUNKY MONKEY! ๐Ÿป๐ŸŽค

Get ready for a fantastic night of live entertainment as Simply Rod brings the magic of Sir Rod Stewart to The Funky Monkey! ๐ŸŽถ

From Maggie May to Sailing and all the classics in between, enjoy an unforgettable tribute show packed with all the hits you know and love.

๐Ÿ“… Saturday 11th July 2026
๐Ÿšช Doors Open: 8PM
๐ŸŽค Showtime: 9PM
๐ŸŽŸ๏ธ Tickets: ยฃ10

๐Ÿ“ The Funky Monkey
607 Old Edinburgh Road, Uddingston

Grab your friends, enjoy some great drinks, and sing along to the legendary songs of Rod Stewart in an electric atmosphere!

โšก Great Music โ€ข Great Drinks โ€ข Even Better Times โšก

Tickets are expected to sell fast, so donโ€™t miss out!

Available from the bar NOW!

๐Ÿบ๐ŸŽถ๐ŸŽค

๐Ÿ”ฎโœจ PSYCHIC SHOW WITH ROBERT LEE โœจ๐Ÿ”ฎJoin us at The Funky Monkey, Uddingston for an unforgettable afternoon of spirit conne...
10/06/2026

๐Ÿ”ฎโœจ PSYCHIC SHOW WITH ROBERT LEE โœจ๐Ÿ”ฎ

Join us at The Funky Monkey, Uddingston for an unforgettable afternoon of spirit connection, psychic insight, and heartfelt messages.

๐Ÿ“… Sunday 4th October
๐Ÿ•“ From 4:00PM
๐Ÿ“ The Funky Monkey
607 Old Edinburgh Road, Uddingston, G71 6HJ

Robert Lee is a renowned psychic medium known for his warm, down-to-earth approach and remarkable ability to connect with the spirit world. His live shows are uplifting, emotional, and often leave audiences amazed by the messages received.

โญ โ€œAbsolutely amazing! We had a great night out. Robert is funny and has such a wonderful way about him. The things he could tell us were impossible to know and really made us feel like we were in the right hands. Loved every minute!โ€

๐ŸŽŸ๏ธ Tickets ยฃ10 each
๐Ÿป Available directly from the bar

๐Ÿ”ฎ Private readings will be available after the show (limited availability โ€“ early booking recommended).

โš ๏ธ Important Information:
โ€ข Over 18s only
โ€ข Entertainment purposes only
โ€ข No refunds
โ€ข A reading on the day is not guaranteed

Donโ€™t miss this special afternoon of messages, memories, and moments youโ€™ll never forget.

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๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ณ๓ ฃ๓ ด๓ ฟ SCOTLAND vs HAITI LIVE at The Funky Monkey! ๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡นThe Tartan Army are back in the World Cup and weโ€™re staying open l...
09/06/2026

๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ณ๓ ฃ๓ ด๓ ฟ SCOTLAND vs HAITI LIVE at The Funky Monkey! ๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡น

The Tartan Army are back in the World Cup and weโ€™re staying open late for another massive night of football! โšฝ๐Ÿ”ฅ

๐ŸŽค Live Music with Liam Doyle from 10:30PM
๐Ÿšช Doors Open: 8PM
โšฝ Kick-Off: 2AM

โš ๏ธ House Rules
๐ŸŽŸ๏ธ No Ticket = No Entry
๐Ÿป If you arrive drunk, you WILL be refused entry
๐Ÿ•› Latest Entry is Midnight

Get down early, enjoy the live music, soak up the atmosphere and cheer on Scotland with us! ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ณ๓ ฃ๓ ด๓ ฟ

๐Ÿ’™ Great Music
๐Ÿ’™ Great Atmosphere
๐Ÿ’™ One Unforgettable Night

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06/06/2026

โ˜€๏ธ๐ŸŽค SUMMER SESSIONS HAS KICKED OFF! ๐ŸŽคโ˜€๏ธ

The sun is definitely not shining but the drinks are flowing, and the live music is on at The Funky Monkey! ๐Ÿป๐ŸŽถ

DJ Sinky will follow on from 7pm to keep the party going ๐Ÿฅณ

Join us today and all summer long for great entertainment, good vibes, and unforgettable nights with fantastic local talent taking to the stage.

Grab your friends, soak up the atmosphere, and make The Funky Monkey your go-to summer destination! ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐ŸŒด

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โ˜€๏ธ๐ŸŽถ THE FUNKY MONKEY SUMMER SESSIONS START TOMORROW! ๐ŸŽถโ˜€๏ธThe weather might not have got the memo, but the party is still ...
05/06/2026

โ˜€๏ธ๐ŸŽถ THE FUNKY MONKEY SUMMER SESSIONS START TOMORROW! ๐ŸŽถโ˜€๏ธ

The weather might not have got the memo, but the party is still on! ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ”ฅ

Join us tomorrow from 4PM as we kick off our Summer Sessions with:

๐ŸŽค Budda performing live
๐ŸŽง DJ Sinky keeping the tunes flowing

Rain or shine, we've got the music, the drinks, and the atmosphere covered. So round up your mates and get yourselves down to The Funky Monkey for an afternoon and evening of great entertainment.

๐Ÿ•“ Starts at 4PM๐Ÿ“ The Funky Monkey

Don't let a wee bit of Scottish summer stop you! ๐Ÿบ๐ŸŽถ

Address

607 Old Edinburgh Road
Uddingston
G716HJ

Opening Hours

Monday 12pm - 12am
Tuesday 12pm - 12am
Wednesday 12pm - 12am
Thursday 12pm - 12pm
Friday 12pm - 1am
Saturday 11am - 1am
Sunday 11am - 12am

Telephone

+441698911823

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