09/02/2022
Want to romance me and sweep me off my feet? Then cook for me.
Flowers are a sweet gesture, but I don't have a vase. So they end up sitting on my table in an Indiana Jones Big Gulp cup, and then my cats end up eating them anyway.
Gifts and tokens are sweet. And while I may say thank you out loud, in my mind, I'm saying, "Great, now I have more crud in my house and no place to put it!"
If you want to make me swoon, then cook for me. If you don't know how to cook, make me chocolate truffles.