Two Fools Tavern

Two Fools Tavern "Where the Craic is MIghty" They envisioned and executed faithfully an authentic replication of the pubs they had visited in Ireland.
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Two Fools Tavern is an unrelenting dream finally realized by folks who had a desire to bring a real Irish pub and eating establishment to Albuquerque, New Mexico. The warmth, charm, European feel and essence is all evident in the Two Fools Tavern. The colors, furniture, pictures on the wall, the knick knacks placed throughout ... and of course the ales, stouts and fine whiskies and cuisine of the

Emerald Isle is all here to enjoy. The tavern invites everyone (of age) to come and visit, imbibe in a Guinness, artfully poured, and partake in your favorite Irish food.

Veggie option, tavern style 🍄đŸ„Ș Our Portobello Mushroom Sandwich brings the flavor with grilled portobello, roasted peppe...
05/29/2026

Veggie option, tavern style 🍄đŸ„Ș

Our Portobello Mushroom Sandwich brings the flavor with grilled portobello, roasted peppers, fresh spinach, Swiss, and local sourdough. BONUS! It can be made vegan if that's your thing. Add a crisp Stella on the side, and lunch is handled.

See you soon!

“Nice day for a Guinness,” said every Irish pub ever
and honestly, they’re rightđŸșWhether you’re here for one pint or set...
05/26/2026

“Nice day for a Guinness,” said every Irish pub ever
and honestly, they’re rightđŸș

Whether you’re here for one pint or settling in for the afternoon, the stout is pouring and the welcome is warm at Two Fools Tavern!

Now Hiring Part Time Host! Two Fools Tavern is in our 20th year and looking for a friendly, intelligent person to join ...
05/23/2026

Now Hiring Part Time Host! Two Fools Tavern is in our 20th year and looking for a friendly, intelligent person to join our team. Apply in person today! Applicants must be at least 18 years old

Not all great beer needs a tap handle đŸșGrab an Old Speckled Hen in a tall boy can Two Fools Tavern! It's a smooth Britis...
05/21/2026

Not all great beer needs a tap handle đŸș

Grab an Old Speckled Hen in a tall boy can Two Fools Tavern! It's a smooth British amber ale with notes of malt and toffee and a balanced, easy finish.

If you know, you know. If you don’t, consider this your reminder to give it a try!

This isn't your average “I’ll just get a salad” situation đŸ„—The Original Spin is doing the most in the best way! Baby spi...
05/20/2026

This isn't your average “I’ll just get a salad” situation đŸ„—

The Original Spin is doing the most in the best way! Baby spinach tossed with Black Forest ham, mushrooms, tomato, candied walnuts, Swiss cheese, and our house mustard vinaigrette, topped with egg. It’s sweet, savory, crunchy, and creamy.

Give it a try next time you're in!

Have you ever noticed that colorful, fruity jar glowing on the back counter at Two Fools? 👀✹That’s one of our rotating i...
05/14/2026

Have you ever noticed that colorful, fruity jar glowing on the back counter at Two Fools? 👀✹

That’s one of our rotating infused whiskeys, and right now it’s pomegranate doing its thing. The light brings out that deep ruby color, hinting at the rich, smooth, fruit-forward flavor waiting inside.

These infusions change regularly. Stop in and try some today!

This isn’t your average pastrami sandwich. đŸ„ȘWe bring in authentic New York pastrami made the right way, seasoned, slow-c...
05/13/2026

This isn’t your average pastrami sandwich. đŸ„Ș

We bring in authentic New York pastrami made the right way, seasoned, slow-cooked, and stacked thick on really good rye bread with melted Swiss. It’s the kind of sandwich you think about long after the last bite. And yes, that glass of Belgian Kasteel in the background pairs with it beautifully!

Find your new favorite sandwich at Two Fools Tavern.
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You know what time it is.At Two Fools Tavern, the mantel clock always seems to land on one answer. Another round, a tast...
05/07/2026

You know what time it is.

At Two Fools Tavern, the mantel clock always seems to land on one answer. Another round, a tasty bite, a good pour, and a little more time well spent.

Pull up a seat and make a moment of it đŸ„ƒ

Just in case you need a reason to settle in and stay awhile, this is it đŸ„ƒAt Two Fools Tavern, the whiskey shelves aren't...
05/05/2026

Just in case you need a reason to settle in and stay awhile, this is it đŸ„ƒ

At Two Fools Tavern, the whiskey shelves aren't just stocked, they are STACKED. Row after row of bold, smooth, rare, and familiar pours, all lined up and ready for whatever kind of night you’re having.

Pull up a seat, and let us pour you a little something special.

There’s a lot of history and pride in these walls.Two Fools Tavern has been part of Albuquerque for 20 years, built on g...
05/01/2026

There’s a lot of history and pride in these walls.

Two Fools Tavern has been part of Albuquerque for 20 years, built on good food, good whiskey, and even better company. Two Fools Tavern isn’t just a pub. It’s something we’ve poured ourselves into, day after day.

We’re proud to be here. And even prouder to be part of this community. Come see us!

Address

3211 Central Avenue NE
Albuquerque, NM
87106

Opening Hours

Monday 11am - 9pm
Tuesday 11am - 10pm
Wednesday 11am - 10pm
Thursday 11am - 10pm
Friday 11am - 11pm
Saturday 11am - 11pm
Sunday 11am - 9pm

Telephone

+15052657447

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