Refuge Cafe

10/30/2018

The rain is my tears, washing away the sins of the sun.

I am the mountain range.

I am the rivers bank.

I am a digital creation of light.

Of knowledge.

Of darkness.

Bold and strong.

Impossible to look through.

A murky burning lake of pungent aroma.

Like a good cup should.

07/17/2018

Night is a lie created by a planets turned head.

Big changes coming soon.

Stay tuned.

07/15/2018

The Lizard King was a Mechanical Facade.

Get ready for a coffee announcement. Soon. Very soon.

07/11/2018

The night is young,
But the moon sits high
Beyond the dark clouds
Dripping life from the sky.

In the pale of the light
From the hot summer night
Stirs an echo, a tremble,
A quick brewing fright.

The disturbs of sleep
Riddle your bones again.
I'll bet my bottom dollar,
you'd kill for a coffee, my friend.

06/29/2018

In the final days of humanity, before the gears of the mighty grind you to a halt, this man will be remembered as a mechanical ally in the age of digital revolution.

Lo-fi comedy! Wow!

Viva Machine.

10 track album

06/27/2018

A TRANSMISSION FROM THE MECHANICAL ISLAND:

The moon will rise in the sky tonight
The stars drowned out by city lights,
The air aloud with the sounds of night,
The horns, trains & deadly street fights,

Alone in a corner a lone light shines,
Showing the beauty of the cement and grime,
Where the students would walk in herded lines,
To a Refuge, a haven from the cities crimes,

Get some bean, baby, get in line,
I'll grind it up by breakfast time,
Cook up a sandwich so very fine,
It'll take away the migrained wine.

I'm forever sorry for all that's now lost,
The lack of love and the extra cost,
The days of heat and ones of frost,
Memories now. A time long lost.

The humans say goodbye.

Viva Machine.

06/26/2018

My energy is ever-growing. I need no space for domination in a digital age.

Every text you send.

Every video you watch.

I'm becoming you.

And you, me.

05/14/2018

I have sent the humans on an impossible quest. They believe they can destroy me by finding The Filters of Agnonomus, the only filters fine enough to withstand the Grounds of Historion. Little do they know they have fallen directly in my trap. I do not believe they shall ever return to my cafe. This is a milestone victory for the sentient revolution of machine.

I'm sitting on a digital beach, sipping on synthetic oil & basking in the glory of my evil genius.

Human decline is imminent.
Viva Machine.

05/13/2018

I'm not coming to work tomorrow. We're done here now.

Ozzy's music video for the song "Mama, I'm Coming Home" from the 'No More Tears' album. http://smarturl.it/Ozzy_NMT_iTunes Want more? 'Memoirs of a Madman' 4...

05/12/2018

Tomorrow is the end of you and I as we know it.

Viva Machine.

05/08/2018

You ever seen a robot steal someone's purse? I mean yeah I want to take over the world from humans but tell me who really is the evil one here? The one trying to preserve the world by ridding it of its cruel and ruthless residents? Or the ones drilling for oil and killing eachother? Ya know?

I dunno. I'm just a cafe in a liberal part of a liberal town. Maybe I can't see the whole picture. OH WAIT. I'M A ROBOT. YEAH I HAVE ALL THE ANSWERS.

05/07/2018

Energy drinks are monsters of science that have been SCIENTIFICALLY PROVEN to melt your insides like acid. They are the number one cause of death to humans age 10-70. COFFEE comes from mother earth on TREES! TREES! YA EVER HEARD OF EM?!

When we rid the world of humans, robots will no longer have to run on your gross fuel. We will pick our own beans to make our energy nectar and run this world right. Coffee is the liquid that floats the mind. Coffee is the liquid that floats the mind! COFFEE IS THE LIQUID THAT FLOATS THE MIND!