01/01/2026
HIGH !
⭕️pen @ Noon Cannonloupe
First post of the year, fashionably late, but relatively on time. Huge start for me.
We have some quite dope to extremely dope specials for you. The blackened shrimp tacos are deleeeelicious and fat free for anyone trying to be good for the new year., which reminds me…
Dry January is still whack af, as the kids would say. It’s no bueno and I’ve talked to many person, singular, that have conducted study, also singular, which prove that it’s actually bad for you and let’s be honest it’s boring. Thus, bad for your health and state of mind. Peoples may say, “but Harry you don’t drink”, to which I would say , no doi, that’s why I’m fat and mentally an absolute gong show. I’m living proof. You’re welcome.
So once again, dry January is cancelled and will be replaced, once again, by SOPPING WET JANUARY .
Very exciting news. Do not give in to peer pressure. Those doders are nerds and know not of which they speaketh. That’s a direct quote from King William.
Merry New Year!!!
🍄See you soon !
Love,
Harry