06/01/2026
It’s PROBABLY Summer!
It’s time, Eagle River. The month we’ve all been waiting for is finally here.
Tuesday at NOON, the deck officially opens!
I spent today pressure washing, cleaning things up, and adding a little color. The entire staff is looking forward to working outside, soaking up some sunshine, and pretending this weather is going to last more than 48 hours.
They’re already planning their deck uniforms. Expect sunglasses, jorts, and probably socks with sandals. It’s Gen Z. I’ve stopped asking questions.