07/21/2026
Hey Athens! I heard you like to get your freak on.
Or, at least, you THINK you like to get your freak on 😜
Maybe you're honestly not sure how brightly your freak flag shines. AND THAT'S OKAY!!!
That's what we're here for, to provide a place to play all your favorite classic arcade games and pinball machines from throughout the ages, and also, to help calibrate your freakometer.
TO WIT: the game we just put out on the floor today, Victory Road, is FREAKY DEAKY!
Part of its freakiness lies in its pedigree: It is the sequel to the legendary arcade game Ikari Warriors, in which you star as Ralf Jones or Clark Steel, two Rambo-ripoffs whose sole goal is to rip through swarms of indeterminately "Other" guerrillas.
The politics of Ikari Warriors was typical Reagan-era post-colonial neo-imperialist racism and hyperviolence. BUT, the gameplay itself was famous for its innovative rotary joysticks (which allow you to move in one direction while changing your aim to a different direction at the same time), top-down POV, and the ability to hop into tiny little tanks and buzz around like Shriners in weaponized Shrinermobiles.
It feels kind of icky playing a Ikari Warriors today, which is why we don't have it in the arcade. BUT, we do have the MEGABIZARRE sequel, Victory Road.
What makes it so weird? Well, you still play as Ralf or Clark, but at the very outside of the game, they are abducted by a huge floating space alien head (which looks an AWFUL lot like Zardoz) and taken to some weird otherworld dimension full of nightmarish creatures.
The rotary joysticks are still there, the top-down view is also still there, but the abhorrent politics (and, unfortunately, the adorable tiny little tanks) are FULLY ABSENT. You CAN have your cake and eat it too--fun fun game play in a bizarro universe in which the protagonists are without sin and the opponents CLEARLY will kill you if you do not kill them first.
AND IT'S FREAKY!!!!!!