11/09/2026
🦃🍷 THANKSGIVING IS COMING! ARE YOU READY FOR THE TURKEY TOURNAMENT?
The big Turkey Day is fast approaching!
Do you know what w**e to bring to Thanksgiving dinner? What should you serve with the turkey, stuffing, mashed potatoes, gravy, and all those wonderful family favorites?
Well, let's find out!
🍂 THIRD THURSDAY TASTING — THE THANKSGIVING TURKEY TOURNAMENT!
Now, am I going to knock your socks off with some amazing new recipes for turkey and all the sides?
Nope.
Your family's favorite recipes are probably still the best. And I'm not about to tell Grandma how to make her stuffing.
What we're going to explore is something a little different.
WHICH W**E GOES BEST WITH THANKSGIVING DINNER?
A red w**e?
NO! NO! NO!
Well... maybe a Pinot Noir.
But generally speaking, with turkey and all those wonderful sides, white w**es have a lot going for them.
Who knew?
So we've got the color figured out. Or at least we think we do.
But WHICH WHITE W**E?
That's where you come in.
🏆 WELCOME TO THE TURKEY TOURNAMENT!
Seven white w**es enter the competition, with a sparkling w**e to kick off the evening.
We'll begin with a little bubbly and a relish tray.
Then the games begin!
ROUND ONE — VEGETARIAN THANKSGIVING
We'll start with some Thanksgiving flavors, minus Tom Turkey himself.
Two w**es. One plate.
Taste the food. Taste the w**es.
Which one works better?
Then we'll add more food to the plate and bring out the next pair of w**es.
As the tournament progresses, the plates get bigger, the flavors get more complicated, and the decisions get more interesting.
Eventually, turkey joins the party.
And then the pies!
Because what would Thanksgiving be without pie?
🍷 NOW HERE'S WHERE THINGS GET INTERESTING.
You might absolutely LOVE one of the w**es.
You take a sip.
Wonderful!
Then you take a bite of stuffing, a little turkey, maybe some gravy.
Another sip.
Hmm.
Not quite what you expected.
So you try the other w**e.
Well, would you look at that!
You didn't like that w**e nearly as much by itself, but with the food?
It's amazing!
So what do you vote for?
Your favorite w**e?
Or the w**e that makes Thanksgiving dinner taste better?
That's entirely up to you.
And what happens to the w**es that don't advance?
Well, whatever is left in those bottles is still available to enjoy.
Hmm.
DO YOU WANT TO PLAY A GAME? 😈
Round after round, we'll taste, compare, discuss, and vote until the group crowns one w**e the Thanksgiving champion.
King Turkey!
No, that doesn't sound quite right.
One Hell of a Turkey W**e!
Hmm. Not sure that works either.
Marketing turkey is almost as difficult as marketing yak.
Anyway...
ONE W**E WILL BE CROWNED THE 2026 THANKSGIVING TURKEY TOURNAMENT CHAMPION! 🏆
And the best part?
You'll have helped choose it.
🍾 AND YOU CAN TAKE YOUR FAVORITES HOME!
You may already know about our w**e stock-up special.
Buy six or more bottles and get $5 off each bottle.
But for everyone participating in the Turkey Tournament, we're doing something special.
Every tournament w**e qualifies for $5 OFF PER BOTTLE, REGARDLESS OF QUANTITY!
Buy one. Buy three. Buy six.
Take home the tournament champion, or choose the w**e YOU thought deserved to win.
After all, you're the one who knows who's coming to Thanksgiving dinner.
And wouldn't it be nice to serve a w**e that you've actually tasted with the foods you're going to eat?
🍂 THERE'S A LOT TO BE THANKFUL FOR.
Family. Friends. Good food. Good company.
And perhaps knowing that the w**e you bring to Thanksgiving dinner is going to be enjoyed rather than quietly abandoned in a glass.
That's what this tasting is all about.
Not telling you what you should like.
Discovering what YOU like, and what tastes best with the food.
🦃 THE THANKSGIVING TURKEY TOURNAMENT
📅 Thursday, November 19
🕖 7:00 PM sharp
🍷 Seven white w**es plus a sparkling pregame
🍽️ Thanksgiving favorites, round after round
🏆 One tournament champion
💵 $40 per person
👥 Maximum 18 guests
📍 Pide Pizzeria
216 Broadway Street, Audubon
☎️ 712-563-3103
One week before Thanksgiving. Just in time to choose your holiday w**es!
So come hungry. Bring your taste buds. Bring your opinions.
And remember...
Just because your favorite w**e loses doesn't mean you have to stop drinking it! 🍷🦃