07/20/2026
HELP. I adopted cats and they immediately unionized.
They’re demanding premium treats, fresh litter, emotional support, and a higher standard of living than I have.
The only way I can afford their lavish lifestyle is if you come drink at Wakesurf Saloon.
So please… think of the children.
(The children are 100% cats.)
🍺 = cat snacks.
🍹 = rent.
Jell-O shots = executive bonuses.
My tiny furry CEOs appreciate your contribution.