06/03/2026
🐻🍦 BREAKING NEWS FROM JUST TAKE THE CAKE TOO 🍦🐻
We regret to inform everyone that our newest employee, Todd the Bear, has already been written up.
Todd was hired this morning after repeatedly showing up around the trailer claiming he had “15 years of experience in quality control.” We figured we’d give him a chance.
Unfortunately, within his first shift he:
* Ate three affogatos “for inspection purposes”
* Sampled every Flavor Burst flavor twice
* Fell asleep inside the trailer
* Left one giant paw print in the whipped cream
* Tried to accept payment in honey
When confronted, Todd stated he was simply “supporting a local small business.”
The good news is Todd has agreed to continue serving as our Official Taste Tester. The bad news is he expects to be paid in sundaes, beignets, and the occasional extreme milkshake.
If you stop by and see a large furry employee napping near the trailer, please don’t wake him. He’s probably recovering from a hard day of quality assurance testing.
🧸🍒☕️
Management would like to remind customers that Todd is not allowed to operate the espresso machine after the Great Affogato Incident of 2026. 🤣🐻🍦