Silly Squeezers

05/30/2026

🚨 BREAKING NEWS, OTTAWA 🚨

The Silly Squeezers are invading the Ottawa Kansas Farmer's Market from 8am–12pm!

Don’t panic… unless you run out of lemonade. Then panic. 🍋
We’ve got lemonades, limeades, and orangeades so fresh they might file for a restraining order against our juicers. Over 15 flavors to choose from—because why stop at one when you can confuse your taste buds in the best way possible? 🥤

Prices so simple even your uncle who “doesn’t do math” can understand:
👉 32oz cups $7
👉 Kid cups $4 (yes, only for kids… sorry Chad)
👉 Refills $5 (bring your cup, don’t bring your excuses)

So ditch the couch, grab your stretchy pants, and come let us pour joy directly into your face hole. See you at the market! 😎✨

05/29/2026

Absolutely—here’s a fun one for you:
🍋🤪 Squeeze alert, Leawood! 🤪🍊
The Silly Squeezers are rolling into town and getting silly tonight in Leawood! We’ll be hanging out at Montessori Guidepoint Daycare School from 5:00 PM–8:00 PM serving up our famous gourmet citrus beverages 🍋🍊🍈
Need something refreshing? We’ve got the squeeze.
Need a smile? We’ve got plenty of those too 😜
Need an excuse to treat yourself? This is it 😎
Come sip on a fresh, delicious lemonade, limeade, or orangeade made to order and say hi to your favorite silly crew! We’ll be squeezing, smiling, and citrus-ing up the evening 🍋✨
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05/29/2026

Go get it for your vehicles everyone it’s a wonderful product!!!!

05/29/2026

05/27/2026

🍋 🍋 Ottawa!! 🍋 🍋

Come catch the Silly Squeezers 🤪🍋 next Wednesday at Legacy Square for the Ottawa Kansas Farmer's Market from 4pm to 6pm! 6/3/26

We’ll be serving up our delicious gourmet citrus beverages 🍋🍊 along with fresh, hot Jambalaya 🔥🍲!

Come stroll through the market, support some amazing local vendors, and treat yourself to a refreshing drink and a warm, flavorful meal while you’re there.

We can’t wait to see everyone at Legacy Square next Wednesday! 😊❤️

05/27/2026

Here we come Ottawa!!!

🍋🎉 Hello Ottawa!! The Silly Squeezers are back!!🎉🍋

We will be the Ottawa Kansas Farmer's Market (4–6PM) slingin’ lemonade like it’s liquid gold straight from the citrus heavens. 🌤️👑

🥤 32oz cup – $7 (that’s basically a swimming pool for your taste buds)
🥤 Kids cup – $4 (perfect for small hands, or adults who like to feel dainty)

Warning: One sip may cause extreme happiness, spontaneous dance moves, and an uncontrollable urge to shout, “I LOVE CITRUS BEVERAGES!” 🍋💃🕺

So swing by, hydrate, and let us squeeze joy right into your cup! 💛

05/27/2026

🍋🎉 Hello Ottawa!! The Silly Squeezers are back!!🎉🍋

We will be the Ottawa Kansas Farmer's Market (4–6PM) slingin’ lemonade like it’s liquid gold straight from the citrus heavens. 🌤️👑

🥤 32oz cup – $7 (that’s basically a swimming pool for your taste buds)
🥤 Kids cup – $4 (perfect for small hands, or adults who like to feel dainty)

Warning: One sip may cause extreme happiness, spontaneous dance moves, and an uncontrollable urge to shout, “I LOVE CITRUS BEVERAGES!” 🍋💃🕺

So swing by, hydrate, and let us squeeze joy right into your cup! 💛

05/26/2026

🚨🍋 ATTENTION, EUDORA 🚨

Tomorrow night from 5:30–8:00 PM we’ll be at the Eudora Farmers Market with the 3 things you didn’t know you needed but definitely do: fresh-squeezed lemonade, Walking Tacos, and Smackin’ Sunflower Seeds. 🌻🥤

Here’s the juicy scoop:

🍋 Lemonade
Kids Cup (16 oz) – $4 (small but mighty)
Regular Cup (32 oz) – $7 (go big or go thirsty)
Refills – $5 (because one is never enough)

🌻 Smackin’ Sunflower Seeds
1.5 oz bag – $3.50 (perfect pocket snack)
4 oz bag – $5.50 (for the serious snackers)

Walking Tacos
$10/$12
SM/LG

✨ Over 10 lemonade flavors to mix and match, and Walking Tacos that will make your tastebuds dream for more, plus sunflower seeds that are so smackin’ good they should come with a warning label. ✨

So come find us tomorrow, grab a drink, walk a taco(lol)😆 then grab some seeds, and let’s turn Tuesday night into a party at the market! 😎💛

05/24/2026

Please come out and help this family! This is one of the greatest events we get to be apart of!! Something so small could be so huge to someone.

05/23/2026

🎶🍋 The Silly Squeezers are rolling into the Pomona Lake Marina tonight from 6 PM to 11 PM for the Clevermax concert! 🎤🔥

Come cool off with our famous gourmet citrus beverages while enjoying great music, good vibes, and a fun night by the lake with lots of yummies! 🍊🍋🍈

We’ll be squeezing up your favorite ice-cold lemonades, limeades, and orangeades all evening long! Bring your friends, your dancing shoes, and your thirst! 😜🎶 We hope to see you there 😍