05/30/2026
๐จ BREAKING NEWS, OTTAWA ๐จ
The Silly Squeezers are invading the Ottawa Kansas Farmer's Market from 8amโ12pm!
Donโt panicโฆ unless you run out of lemonade. Then panic. ๐
Weโve got lemonades, limeades, and orangeades so fresh they might file for a restraining order against our juicers. Over 15 flavors to choose fromโbecause why stop at one when you can confuse your taste buds in the best way possible? ๐ฅค
Prices so simple even your uncle who โdoesnโt do mathโ can understand:
๐ 32oz cups $7
๐ Kid cups $4 (yes, only for kidsโฆ sorry Chad)
๐ Refills $5 (bring your cup, donโt bring your excuses)
So ditch the couch, grab your stretchy pants, and come let us pour joy directly into your face hole. See you at the market! ๐โจ