Smackiez

Smackiez Food and Fun should always coexist; at Smackiez Bistro it always does and always will!

Celebrating my 5th year on Facebook. Thank you for your continuing support. I could never have made it without you. We’r...
03/27/2025

Celebrating my 5th year on Facebook. Thank you for your continuing support. I could never have made it without you. We’re back this year with a new name, but same great food and a brand new truck built out. I hope to see you soon!

Skip the prep and the mess and let “the Kitchen” by Smackiez handle your holiday preparations.
11/07/2024

Skip the prep and the mess and let “the Kitchen” by Smackiez handle your holiday preparations.

🦃 “the Kitchen” by Smackiez Thanksgiving Catering 🦃Skip the stress this holiday and let us serve up a feast! Smackiez is...
11/04/2024

🦃 “the Kitchen” by Smackiez Thanksgiving Catering 🦃
Skip the stress this holiday and let us serve up a feast! Smackiez is bringing the bold flavors you love, with a blend of American classics and soulful, Southern-inspired dishes. 🍂✨

🍗 Mains:

• Cajun Turkey Wings/Breast
• Honey-Rosemary Pork Loin
• Prime Rib Roast
• Honey-Glazed Ham
…and more!

🍠 Sides:

• Mac & Cheese
• Collard Greens
• Cornbread Stuffing
…and all your favorites!

🍰 Desserts:

• Peach Crumble Cheesecake
• Banana Pudding Cheesecake
• Classic Sweet Potato Pie

👉 Preorders Only! Reserve your feast today and let Smackiez handle the cooking! 💯

📧 Email: [email protected]
💻 DM us for menu & details!

🌟 Need Catering for Your Next Event? 🌟“the Kitchen” by Smackiez has you covered for all occasions! Whether it’s a corpor...
10/22/2024

🌟 Need Catering for Your Next Event? 🌟

“the Kitchen” by Smackiez has you covered for all occasions! Whether it’s a corporate event, a private gathering, or a holiday dinner, we offer the freshest, most flavorful menu around. Let us take care of the food, so you can enjoy the moment!

✨ Pictured:
• Bruschetta-style roasted turkey & Swiss with creamy Cajun spread and arugula
• A delicious cheese board featuring Gouda, pepper jack, sharp cheddar, honeycomb & herb goat milk Gouda, Colby jack cubes, Gardetto's , and mixed herb crackers

📲 DM us today to secure your spot!

🎃🥞 BREAKING NEWS: Pumpkin Spice was *BORN* in Baltimore!🥞🎃That’s right, it didn’t come from some far-off fall wonderland...
09/27/2024

🎃🥞 BREAKING NEWS: Pumpkin Spice was *BORN* in Baltimore!🥞🎃

That’s right, it didn’t come from some far-off fall wonderland—it started right here in Charm City 🍁✨. And we’re celebrating its homecoming this weekend with a **Pumpkin Spice Pancake/Waffle special** fit for a local legend.

But we’re not stopping there! 😏 You can also get in on our Banana Pudding OR Apple Crisp pancake/waffle goodness. We’re talkin' 3 stacked pancakes, syrup, honey butter—the works. 🤤 Just $15!

Need more fuel? Add 2 sides (eggs, bacon, sausage, or crispy pan potatoes) and it’s just $25. 🍳🥓

Preorder Only so don’t sleep on this—Baltimore’s finest fall flavors are waiting. 🍂📲

Introducing "The Kitchen" by SmackiezStarting October 1st, Smackiez brings you “The Kitchen”, a new catering service des...
09/25/2024

Introducing "The Kitchen" by Smackiez

Starting October 1st, Smackiez brings you “The Kitchen”, a new catering service designed to deliver elevated, bistro-style food to Baltimore and the surrounding communities. Whether you're planning a wedding, corporate event, or intimate dinner, “The Kitchen” offers bold, fresh flavors to make any occasion special. Our fall-inspired menu highlights local ingredients, seasonal dishes, and classic Baltimore favorites.

Fall Catering Menu Preview:

Appetizers & Small Bites
- Crab Balls with Lemon Aioli
- Lamb Sliders with Island dressing & Coleslaw
- Peruvian Chicken Skewers with Verde Sauce
- Smoked Salmon Crostini with Herbed Cream Cheese
- Mini Beef Wellington Bites

Main Courses
- Herb-Crusted Rack of Lamb with Roasted Root Vegetables
- Grilled Rainbow Trout with Lemon Butter & Sautéed Greens
- Slow-Braised Beef Short Ribs with Red Wine Jus
- Blackened Salmon with Creamy Polenta
- Garlic-Roasted Chicken with Butternut Squash & Brussels Sprouts

Soup & Salad Options
- Roasted Pumpkin Soup with Sage & Brown Butter
- Smackiez 333 Chili
- Warm Farro Salad with Arugula, Roasted Beets & Goat Cheese
- Caesar Salad with Parmesan & Herb Croutons
- Mixed Greens with Candied Pecans, Apples & Maple Vinaigrette

Sides
- Truffle Mashed Potatoes
- Grilled Asparagus with Lemon Zest
- Smoked Gouda Mac & Cheese
- Wild Rice Pilaf with Cranberries
- Baked Beans with Brown Sugar & Bacon

Desserts
- Bread Pudding with Bourbon Caramel Sauce
- Mini Cheesecakes with Seasonal Toppings
- Apple Crisp with Cinnamon Whipped Cream
- Clara’s cinnamon bun

Smackiez offers a fully customizable catering experience to suit any event, with an emphasis on fresh ingredients and handcrafted, elevated comfort food. Stay tuned for the full menu release on October 1st!

For bookings or inquiries, contact us in our DM. Website coming soon.

Preorder is now open and will close on Friday at 5:00PM. Tag (3) friends for your chance to win a free platter. 🏈 Smacki...
09/23/2024

Preorder is now open and will close on Friday at 5:00PM. Tag (3) friends for your chance to win a free platter.

🏈 Smackiez Game Day Party Packs – Small Platters & Wing Specials! 🏈

Hosting a football watch party? Or just craving something delicious? We've got you covered! Check out our *NEW* Small Platters & Wing Specials, starting at just $20!

🔥 Choose from:
- 8 Wings & a Side – $20
- 8 Crab Balls & a Side – $20
- 4 Sliders & a Side – $20 (Smashed Cheeseburger or Pork Belly)
- Combo Platter: 4 Sliders, 8 Wings & a Side – $27

Flavors & Sides that’ll keep you coming back! 😋

Preorder Now! Limited Availability!
📍 Roland Park, Baltimore
📞 Call 443-902-8046 or DM us
Cashapp $Smackiez - Zelle - Apple Pay Accepted

🏈 Smackiez Game Day Party Packs – Small Platters & Wing Specials! 🏈Preorder Your Game Day Feast Now!Hosting a football w...
09/23/2024

🏈 Smackiez Game Day Party Packs – Small Platters & Wing Specials! 🏈

Preorder Your Game Day Feast Now!

Hosting a football watch party or just looking for a delicious meal? Smackiez has the perfect options for you with our *NEW* Small Platters and Wing Specials!

🎉 Small Platters – Starting at $20!
Choose from:
- 8 Wings and a Side – $20
- 8 Crab Balls and a Side – $20
- 4 Sliders and a Side – $20
Slider Options:
- Smashed Cheeseburger
- Pork Belly (topped with coleslaw and Smackiez sauce)

- Combo Platter: 4 Sliders, 8 Wings, and a Side – $27

Wing Flavors:
-Peruvian
- Hot/Honey Garlic
- Lemon Pepper
- Parmesan
- BBQ

Sauce:
- Ranch
- Blue Cheese
- Smackiez Sauce
- Verde Sauce

Sides include:
- Macaroni & Cheese
- Fries
- Baked Beans
- Macaroni Salad
- The Smack (our signature queso-like dip)
- Smackiez 333 Chili

Preorder Only – Limited Availability!
📍 4000 Block of Roland Ave , Baltimore
💻 Visit [] or Call [443-902-8046] to place your order today!

Why Preorder?
To ensure you get your game day meal with the freshest ingredients, preordering is a must! Order early to lock in your spot!

Cashapp $Smackiez - Zelle - Apple Pay accepted

🏈 Smackiez Game Day Party Packs – Small Platters & Wing Specials! 🏈Hosting a football watch party? Or just craving somet...
09/23/2024

🏈 Smackiez Game Day Party Packs – Small Platters & Wing Specials! 🏈

Hosting a football watch party? Or just craving something delicious? We've got you covered! Check out our *NEW* Small Platters & Wing Specials, starting at just $20!

🔥 Choose from:
- 8 Wings & a Side – $20
- 8 Crab Balls & a Side – $20
- 4 Sliders & a Side – $20 (Smashed Cheeseburger or Pork Belly)
- Combo Platter: 4 Sliders, 8 Wings & a Side – $27

Flavors & Sides that’ll keep you coming back! 😋

Preorder Now! Limited Availability!
📍 Roland Park, Baltimore
📞 Call 443-902-8046 or DM us
Cashapp $Smackiez - Zelle - Apple Pay Accepted

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