The Morning Riot

07/18/2026

ℍ𝕆𝕋 𝔾ℍ𝕆𝕌𝕃 𝕊𝕌𝕄𝕄𝔼ℝ 𝕀𝕊 ℍ𝔼ℝ𝔼.💥👻⚰️☕️

Today’s drop is scary good:

🍒 𝙈𝙖𝙣𝙝𝙖𝙩𝙩𝙖𝙣 𝘿𝙖𝙣𝙞𝙨𝙝
Fresh cherries soaked in bourbon and orange juice, finished with fresh orange sugar.

🔥 𝙎’𝙢𝙤𝙧𝙚𝙨 𝙋𝙤𝙥𝙩𝙖𝙧𝙩
Coffin-shaped chocolate, graham cracker and marshmallow fluff.

🥓 𝙈𝙖𝙥𝙡𝙚 𝘽𝙖𝙘𝙤𝙣 𝘾𝙧𝙪𝙛𝙛𝙞𝙣
Buttery croissant layers, bacon and a maple syrup drizzle.

☕ And the "𝙃𝙤𝙩 𝙂𝙝𝙤𝙪𝙡 𝙎𝙪𝙢𝙢𝙚𝙧" Queen herself: a killer Caramel Marshmallow Macchiato

VERY LIMITED. Order online before they vanish:
morningriot.com

07/17/2026

𝕳𝖔𝖙 𝕲𝖍𝖔𝖚𝖑 𝕾𝖚𝖒𝖒𝖊𝖗👻🔥

An iced macchiato with toasted marshmallow, caramel, marshmallow fluff, and thick marshmallow foam.

3 kinds of marshmallow because restraint is overrated 🤷‍♀️

Order Now: morningriot.com

07/11/2026

𝗪𝗘𝗘𝗞𝗘𝗡𝗗 𝗣𝗔𝗦𝗧𝗥𝗬 𝗗𝗥𝗢𝗣:

𝗪𝗜𝗟𝗗𝗕𝗘𝗥𝗥𝗬 𝗣𝗢𝗣𝗧𝗔𝗥𝗧 — flaky, jammy and absolutely worth showing up early for.

𝗖𝗛𝗢𝗖𝗢𝗟𝗔𝗧𝗘 𝗖𝗛𝗜𝗣 𝗖𝗥𝗨𝗙𝗙𝗜𝗡 — brushed with hazelnut brown sugar syrup.

𝗛𝗔𝗠 + 𝗔𝗦𝗜𝗔𝗚𝗢 𝗖𝗥𝗢𝗜𝗦𝗦𝗔𝗡𝗧 — caramelized onion and honey mustard aioli.

Extremely limited. Available in-house until sold out.

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07/07/2026

We need some new challengers!
Tag them below 👇

☠️ 𝑩𝑹𝑬𝑨𝑲𝑭𝑨𝑺𝑻 𝑶𝑭 𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑫𝑨𝑴𝑵𝑬𝑫 ☠️

This isn’t just breakfast.
This is 𝘄𝗮𝗿.

Stacked to the heavens and dripping with danger, BREAKFAST OF THE DAMNED is a 7-pound monument to your poor life choices and we love you for it.

🤯 Here’s what’s on your plate (and possibly your tombstone):

𝟒 𝒍𝒃𝒔 𝒐𝒇 𝒔𝒂𝒖𝒔𝒂𝒈𝒆, 𝒃𝒂𝒄𝒐𝒏, 𝒇𝒍𝒖𝒇𝒇𝒚 𝒆𝒈𝒈𝒔, 𝒔𝒉𝒂𝒓𝒑 𝒄𝒉𝒆𝒅𝒅𝒂𝒓, 𝒓𝒊𝒄𝒉 𝒉𝒐𝒍𝒍𝒂𝒏𝒅𝒂𝒊𝒔𝒆, 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒄𝒂𝒏𝒅𝒊𝒆𝒅 𝒋𝒂𝒍𝒂𝒑𝒆ñ𝒐𝒔- 𝒂𝒍𝒍 𝒔𝒕𝒖𝒇𝒇𝒆𝒅 𝒊𝒏𝒔𝒊𝒅𝒆 𝒂 𝟐 𝒍𝒃 𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒚𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒃𝒂𝒈𝒆𝒍 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒄𝒓𝒐𝒘𝒏𝒆𝒅 𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒉 𝒂 𝒎𝒐𝒖𝒏𝒕𝒂𝒊𝒏 𝒐𝒇 𝒍𝒐𝒂𝒅𝒆𝒅 𝑷𝒐𝒓𝒌 𝑭𝒓𝒊𝒆𝒔 𝑮𝒐𝒏𝒆 𝑾𝒊𝒍𝒅.
𝑺𝒆𝒓𝒗𝒆𝒅 𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒉 𝒂 𝒉𝒂𝒍𝒇-𝒈𝒂𝒍𝒍𝒐𝒏 𝒎𝒊𝒎𝒐𝒔𝒂 𝒕𝒐 𝒔𝒉𝒂𝒓𝒆 𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒉 𝒚𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝒇𝒆𝒍𝒍𝒐𝒘 𝒅𝒆𝒈𝒆𝒏𝒆𝒓𝒂𝒕𝒆𝒔 🫶

𝗖𝗮𝗻 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗰𝗼𝗻𝗾𝘂𝗲𝗿 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗰𝗮𝗿𝗻𝗮𝗴𝗲?
Finish it in 60 minutes or less and you’ll score:

🫴 The meal FREE

🫴 A spot on our Riot Wall of Fame

🫴 A $100 Morning Riot Gift Card

🫴 And unholy bragging rights

𝗪𝗮𝗿𝗻𝗶𝗻𝗴: This beast is not for the squeamish, sober, or sensible.

Help us spread the word 🔥

07/06/2026

𝗕𝗔𝗖𝗞 𝗪𝗘𝗗𝗡𝗘𝗦𝗗𝗔𝗬
𝗡𝗘𝗪 𝗠𝗘𝗡𝗨｡ 𝗦𝗔𝗠𝗘 𝗣𝗥𝗢𝗕𝗟𝗘𝗠｡

Closed Tuesday for maintenance and restock because the new menu hit and you all have been showing UP.

We were slammed before rolling it out but now we are fully in our circus era...😅🎪

So, we’re taking one day to reset, restock, fix the little things, and get ready for the rest of the week.

Back open Wednesday with the full new menu, fresh pastries, and all the free coffee refills.

Come hungry. We aren't playing.
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07/04/2026

𝗜𝗧'𝗦 𝗕𝗔𝗗 𝗗𝗔𝗬 𝗧𝗢 𝗕𝗘 𝗔 𝗛𝗢𝗧 𝗗𝗢𝗚 🌭

Fourth of July pastry case is loud, questionable, and exactly on brand.

𝗛𝗼𝘁 𝗗𝗼𝗴 𝗣𝗮𝘀𝘁𝗿𝘆 — Nathan’s all-beef hot dog, cheddar, white onion, ketchup + mustard

𝗦𝘁𝗿𝗮𝘄𝗯𝗲𝗿𝗿𝘆 𝗕𝗹𝘂𝗲𝗯𝗲𝗿𝗿𝘆 𝗣𝗼𝗽𝘁𝗮𝗿𝘁— berry stuffed + vanilla iced

𝗛𝗮𝗺 + 𝗔𝘀𝗶𝗮𝗴𝗼 — ham, caramelized onion, asiago + honey mustard aioli

✨️Limited. Today only✨️

God bless America and laminated dough 🇺🇸

06/30/2026

𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗕𝗔𝗡𝗔𝗡𝗔 𝗦𝗣𝗟𝗜𝗧❟ 𝗕𝗨𝗧 𝗠𝗔𝗞𝗘 𝗜𝗧 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗙𝗔𝗦𝗧 🍌

Banana, vanilla Greek yogurt, seasonal berries, granola, slivered almonds, chocolate drizzle + honey.

Looks like dessert. Acts like breakfast.

Morningriot.com

06/27/2026

SATURDAY’S HOT AND A LITTLE DRUNK.

🫐 Blueberry Pop-Tart
🌶️ Hot Girl Croissant — ham, Swiss, Dijon, chili crisp + black sesame. She bites back.
🍓 Strawberry Ricotta Danish — whiskey and rose lemonade-poached strawberries.

Available in the restaurant and at Farmers Markets of LoCo until we run out 💥

06/20/2026

𝗧𝗢𝗗𝗔𝗬’𝗦 𝗩𝗘𝗥𝗬 𝗟𝗜𝗠𝗜𝗧𝗘𝗗 𝗣𝗔𝗦𝗧𝗥𝗬 𝗦𝗜𝗧𝗨𝗔𝗧𝗜𝗢𝗡:

🫐 BERRY ROLL-UP
Blackberry + blueberry preserves with a berry drizzle.

🌈 PRIDE CRUFFIN
Confetti croissant dough, white + milk chocolate chips and strawberry drizzle.

🍓 BERRY CONFETTI DANISH
Jammy berries, sweet danish cheese, buttery pastry and a full sprinkle problem.

🐷 THE HOGFATHER
BBQ pork, red onion and gouda stuffed into a croissant. Respect the family.

𝘼𝙫𝙖𝙞𝙡𝙖𝙗𝙡𝙚 at morningriot.com, 𝙞𝙣𝙨𝙞𝙙𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙧𝙚𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙪𝙧𝙖𝙣𝙩 𝙤𝙧 𝙖𝙩 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙁𝙖𝙧𝙢𝙚𝙧𝙨 𝙈𝙖𝙧𝙠𝙚𝙩｡ Move accordingly 😉