05/29/2026
Somewhere along the way, our parking lot developed a fan base.
What started as a simple reminder to avoid our landscaping rocks has enjoyably taken on a life of its own.
First, we'd like to thank the person who introduced us to the concept of time being measured in Pre-Rock and Post-Rock. We have reviewed the suggestion and can confirm this is now the official timeline system at Scotty's.
Today, we are proud to provide the official "Marked Safe From Hitting The Poles At Scotty's" graphic. Please share it as needed so your friends and family know you have safely entered and exited our parking lot.
We have also received several requests to add checkered flags near the entrance. We checked with our insurance company, and apparently, anything that could be interpreted as promoting reckless driving is "strongly frowned upon".
Finally, thank you all for coming along on this unexpected, rock-filled, pole-protected journey. We've laughed at the comments, shared them around the restaurant, and had an absolute blast watching this take on a life of its own.
Whether you've been with us since Pre-Rock, joined during the Great Pole Expansion, or are just now catching up, we're glad you're here.
Drive safely. Enjoy the burgers. Respect the rocks. Appreciate the poles.
— Scotty's