10/26/2026
MONDAY, OCTOBER 26
AT FISHHAWK ACRES
Monday called. We told it to shut up and bring a fork.
Today’s edible emotional support:
STUFFED PEPPER SOUP
A pepper got tired of being hollow, made some questionable life choices, and turned itself into soup.
APPLE BUTTER GLAZED HAM with SCALLOPED POTATOES & ROASTED CABBAGE
The ham is glazed. The potatoes are scalloped. The cabbage has been roasted within an inch of its life. Frankly, it’s the most productive anyone’s been all Monday.
Now for the dessert situation, which has officially become a public safety concern:
Dale is about to slap together an Apple C***r Layer Cake with Salted Caramel Buttercream—a dessert so decadent your jeans may file a formal complaint.
MUMMY CUPCAKES are lurking nearby, waiting to be eaten by people who say, “I’m only getting one.”
Bekki made Seven Layer Bars, because six layers apparently weren’t enough to ruin our ability to make responsible decisions.
Teresa is making breads and GOBS OF COOKIES, meaning the bakery case is about to look like a delicious crime scene.
Come hungry. Bring stretchy pants. Hide your wallet if you’re trying to behave, because Fishhawk Acres does not support that kind of negativity.
***rCake