06/08/2026
🚨 Spark really said, "You're not accepting offers!" 🤣 Yeah, because I'm not driving 18 miles, carrying 74 items, climbing three flights of stairs, and delivering to the edge of civilization for $8.37. Thanks for the reminder, Spark. If the pay matched the workload and mileage, maybe I'd actually tap "Accept." Until then, I'll stick to Uber Eats and DoorDash where the offers at least have a fighting chance. That notification was the joke of the day. 😂💀
