06/12/2026
My morning routine vs. C**tβs morning routine.
I get the fresh-roasted 6 Bean Blend. He gets a single, artisanal cube of porch ice. Honestly, I think he has the better deal. π§πΎ
Happy Friday from the Chief Morale Officer himself. Go get your brew (and maybe drop an ice cube on the floor for your assistant).
π Link in bio to shop the blend that fuels our mornings.