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Cheese This is a page about cheese.

09/05/2021

Eat our cheese while watching tv call that cheeseTV

03/30/2021

Who got that stinky ball sack cheese

03/28/2019

Hi all. Finally out of cheese jail. I went to jail for 3 cheese years for copyright code act 1984 cheese. I am innocent of this charge, as my cheese was directly from under my balls, and not farmed from the south west regions where c**n cheese is from. Their lawyers were too powerful in their ways. We are back and I will be releasing another line of cheese shortly. Stay tuned all! WE ARE CHEESE!

10/14/2018

Id like to welcome our newest member to the company Cheese balls aka Mr cheese. Everybody makes him feel welcome with some cheese. Also watch this space for the unveiling of our new Dick cheese line.

04/21/2017

Cheese tip #8 Smear a nice thick layer of cheese around your toilet seat to protect your but cheek and ass hole from getting any infections from the last brayden cheese vincent infected f**k, once your done you can peel it off and wear it as a necklace!

04/24/2016

On behalf of Cheese I'd like to wish our co-founder Dion "Cheese Balls" Sgherza a very cheesy birthday! May you be blessed with good cheese for the rest of your days. Asado!

Introducing our new product... STICK ON TIT CHEESE!Tired of not having cheesey ni***es? Not being able to walk around in...
12/29/2015

Introducing our new product... STICK ON TIT CHEESE!

Tired of not having cheesey ni***es? Not being able to walk around in public with cheese stuck to your t**s? Well the game has changed!

A review from the customer in the picture:
Rating 10/10
Comment: "I've always had cheesy ni***es but this is something else, I've never had so much negativity and been called so many names before, it's so great!"

Prices as follows: $45 per slice of tit cheese, generally you're looking at around 5-8 slices for A-C Cup and 8+ For anything larger. Inbox for orders.

10/04/2015

Cop pulled me over today and said mate it's illegal to have blocks of cheese for wheels..

So I got out, opened up the boot, grabbed a block of my finest cheese out and shoved it up his as***le. Probably a bad idea, ended up in cheese jail for 3 days..

09/14/2015

My palms are cheesey, knees feet arms are cheesey there's cheese on his sweater already, mums cheese spaghetti, as he throws down the whole crowd goes so wild he opens his mouth but the cheese wont come out, he's nervous but on the surface he seems calm and cheesey, lose yourself in the cheese this moment you own it never let the cheese melt!

- Eminem lose yourself cheese remix

09/14/2015

This page has been such a success our team have decided to start our own cheese brand! It will be crafted from the western regions of our ass crack and under our ball sack. The name will be unveiled soon! Stay tuned cheesers!

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Cheeseville, CA
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