10/25/2026
Sunday Funday?!
Your significant other thinks you're spending Sunday with them? That's adorable. You have football to watch and b**r to drink. They'll get over it. Probably.
The Cincinnati Bengals take on the Ravens at 1 PM, and we're prepared to help you ignore your responsibilities like the mature, well-adjusted adults you pretend to be.
$10 DOMESTIC BUCKETS
Five b**rs in a bucket. That's cheaper than therapy and significantly more effective at helping you tolerate your buddy who thinks he knows more than the Bengals coaching staff.
$4 BENGAL BOMBS
Because sometimes you need a little liquid courage before screaming at a television for three straight hours. The players can't hear you, Kyle. They never could.
NFL SUNDAY TICKET
EVERY GAME. ALL DAY. We're showing more football than your wife thought humanly possible. If she asks when you'll be home, just tell her you're in the fourth quarter. She'll figure out the rest.
Triple J's Bar B Que
Triple J’s is handling the food, because nothing pairs better with cold b**r than BBQ and the absolute destruction of your cholesterol numbers.
KICKOFF: 1 PM!
Get here early and grab a seat before some bald guy in a faded jersey plants his ass in front of the TV and starts explaining defensive coverage like he wasn't selling used cars six months ago.
Bring your friends. Bring your appetite. Bring that one buddy who says, "I'm only having two b**rs" before waking up Monday with a $93 bar tab and a new best friend named Dave.
HAIL MARY’S SPORTS BAR
$10 domestic buckets.
$4 Bengal Bombs.
Triple J’s BBQ.
Every NFL game on Sunday Ticket.
WHO DEY!
Come thirsty. Come hungry. Come ready to talk s**t about Baltimore.
And remember: Monday morning is a problem for Monday morning you. Sunday you has football to watch and absolutely no interest in hearing about anyone's responsibilities.
IF YOU CAN READ THIS, YOU'RE SOBER ENOUGH TO ORDER ANOTHER ROUND.
