07/14/2026
🎉NOW ENROLLING: DUDE DAYCARE at Uncommon Loon Brewing Company!🎉
Has your husband, boyfriend or adult son been wandering around the house asking, "What are we doing today?" Drop him off at Dude Daycare, where drop-in service is now available! Our highly unqualified staff specializes in keeping dudes happy, hydrated, and somewhat chatty.
Our daily enrichment program includes sampling from 15 uncommonly good beers, 13 hard seltzers, and 2 hard slushies, along with a solid selection of snacks for purchase to keep energy at peak dad-joke performance levels. Recreational activities include Big Buck Hunter, Pinball, Skee Ball or Cribbage and possibly some supervised sports spectating on our TV monitor. Socialization opportunities are plentiful, with spontaneous debates about the Vikings, fishing stories that get bigger every round, and at least one guy explaining how he "almost went pro."
Every participant leaves with a personalized Dude Report Card:
🍺 Hydration Level: Excellent
🎯 Big Buck Hunter Accuracy: Questionable
🃏 Cribbage Trash Talk: Advanced
📺 Sports Knowledge Shared: Excessive
😎 Overall Behavior: Mostly Good (occasional eye rolls and exaggerated storytelling)
No reservations required. No nap time enforced. No whining...well, we can't promise that. So next time you need to run errands—or just need a couple hours of peace and quiet—drop your favorite fella off at Dude Daycare, only at the Uncommon Loon. Because every guy deserves a field trip every once-in-a-while.
(Disclaimer: This is not actual daycare, but your dude may become emotionally attached and refuse pickup.)🤣🤣🤣
Taproom open 4 - 9pm. ALL are welcome. CHEERS! 🍻