06/04/2026
ππ TIM BECOMES OWNER OF COLCHESTER PIZZA... FOR 30 SECONDS! ππ
Congratulations to Tim, who spin our Wheel of Fun and landed on "You Own the Pizza Shop for 30 Seconds!"
As the new owner, Tim wasted no time making big changes. His first order?
π° "Everyone gets $100 an hour!" π°
The employees were thrilled... for about 5 seconds. π
Then Toni stepped in and did the math:
$100 per hour = about 0.278 cents per second
For 30 seconds of ownership, that comes out to a grand total of 0.83 cents!
So technically, Tim did give everyone a raise... just not enough to retire on! π
Thanks for being a great owner, Tim, and congratulations on being our shortest serving owner in Colchester Pizza history!
π Don't forget! We'll be at the Tag Sale on the Green next Sunday selling:
π Fresh pizza by the slice
π‘ Fun games and prizes
π Plenty of laughs and good times
CBA: Colchester Business Association - Colchester, Connecticut
Stop by, say hello, and see if YOU can become the next 30second owner of Colchester Pizza!
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