12/24/2018
Merry Christmas!! Feliz Navidad!! Fröhliche Weihnachten!! Happy Holidays!!メリークリスマス!! hyvää joulua!!
Sorry to all. We here at the jury room have gone dark for, well, quite frankly, too long. We have been on a months long sabbatical in the furthest parts of the northern hemisphere. The heart of the north pole. Now, everyone knows no one lives in the actual "north pole" but, with it being so close to upper parts of Finland, we got hooked up with a group of super great Saami guides. (We only spent like 2 days..it was cold, we weren't prepared, we had the wrong supplies and definitely didn't do any research...) So, we retreated back to Finland. We aren't quitters, we just like being alive, and warm...
DON'T judge us, because we accomplished what we set out to do. What is that you ask? Well kids, we won't leave you hanging. After a couple months of research and collaboration with our awesome new Saami friends, we here at the JR bring you the newest, tastiest, and most season appropriate dish...
We start with the 75,000 BTU Kalamazoo Outdoor Gourmet K750HS. If you dont know what that is, you definitely cannot afford it. Sorry. We just have high standards. Our bad.
We then get the temp perfectly perfect.
The meat, free range Finnish deer. Nuff said. Salt, pepper, perfect grill. We pair it with 4 fingers of Teerenpeli 10. Just meat and whiskey. Plain. Simple. Delicious.
Now, we know what y'all are thinking, "we thought the JR was way more classy and high end than that!" Well, when was the last time you ate perfectly grilled and seasoned free range Finnish Deer? We will assume your answer was "Oh, our bad. Never. You are always right JR. Our bad."
Apologies accepted. We forgive you.