07/11/2026
Meteorologists are calling for a dangerously high chance of brunch this weekend.
Symptoms may include:
🍕 Ordering breakfast pizza for the table
🥂 "Just one mimosa" turning into several
🍅 Falling in love with a Pizza Bloody
☕ Spiked Cold Brew solving problems you don't actually have
Stay hydrated.
Mimosas count emotionally.
Brunch this weekend • 11AM–2PM