06/13/2026
🎸 METALICIOUS IS PLAYING TONIGHT AT ON THE EDGE 🎸
Cancel your plans.
Actually, if your plans aren’t coming to see Metalicious, they weren’t very good plans to begin with.
Tonight’s forecast:
🤘 100% chance of rock
🍻 Cold drinks with scattered bad decisions
🎤 Widespread singing by people who only know 80% of the lyrics
🎸 Heavy air guitar activity throughout the evening
Somewhere in the crowd tonight, a dad will claim he saw the original band live.
Somewhere else, a mom will know every word.
And somehow they’ll both be louder than the speakers.
So put down the remote, text the group chat, and get yourself to On The Edge.
Metalicious. Tonight.
Because Monday is coming whether you’re ready or not.