07/15/2026
Lil sausage, peppers, and onions to get your day going.
This has been my go-to pizza for the last few weeks.
Freshly shredded whole milk mozzarella, roasted red peppers, yellow onion, and Falters Fine Meats Italian sausage.
Sometimes I keep some sausages in my pocket for emergency situations.
Like…
🚙 Stuck in traffic because someone drove into a building again? BOOM. Pocket sausages.
⚡ Getting shocked trying to fix a GFCI outlet? BAM. Pocket sausages for the mood boost.
🔥 It’s 8,754° outside and the thought of turning on the oven makes me punch that air? You already know… pocket sausages.
People carry emergency snacks.
I carry emergency sausages. It’s a lifestyle.
Ok love you bbbbbbyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeee