10/23/2026
🔥 GLENDIVE… WHAT IN GOD'S GREEN EARTH WAS THAT?! 🔥
SERIOUSLY!!! WHAT. JUST. HAPPENED?! 🤣
You ever see that scene in a movie where somebody says, "Well, that escalated quickly..."
YEAH. THAT WAS US TODAY. 💀😂
11:00 AM — Everything is fine. Life is good. We're feeling confident.
11:01 AM — ABSOLUTE MAYHEM.
🎟️ Tickets flying out of the printer like it's possessed!
📱 DoorDash dinging like somebody won the jackpot!
🚗 Drive-up looking like we're giving away free money!
☎️ Phones ringing!
💻 Online orders rolling in!
And somewhere in the middle of all that, we're questioning every single life decision that led us to this moment. 🤣🤣
AND THEN... BEFORE 2 PM...
YOU. SOLD. US. OUT.
And we don't mean, "Oh darn, we're out of Birria."
WE MEAN YOU PRACTICALLY ATE THE BUILDING. 💀🔥
❌ Birria? GONE.
❌ Nacho cheese? OBLITERATED.
❌ Ground beef? VANISHED.
❌ Tortillas? We have approximately SIX survivors. SIX!! 🌮🤣
At this point, we're surprised nobody tried ordering the countertops!
But seriously, Glendive...
❤️ THANK YOU!! ❤️
The support you continue to show this little operation is absolutely INSANE. You keep showing up, you keep challenging us, and somehow you keep finding new ways to absolutely destroy us!
We appreciate every single order, every bit of patience, and every one of you who continues to support Fitzerellis!
BUT HERE'S THE PART WHERE YOU QUESTION OUR SANITY... 😈
🍔🔥 TOMORROW IS SATURDAY.
And you know what that means...
BURGER DAY IS COMING!!!
And because apparently we haven't learned a SINGLE THING from today's near-death experience...
👀 WE'VE GOT SOME BRAND-NEW BURGERS INCOMING!!
Details to be announced!!
So go ahead, Glendive. Get some rest. Stretch those jaws. Prepare yourselves.
Because apparently you all wake up every morning and choose VIOLENCE against our inventory. 🤣🔥
And us?
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK IN THE KITCHEN, MAKING MORE QUESTIONABLE DECISIONS. 🍔💀
❤️ Much love, Glendive! You guys are absolutely ridiculous, and we wouldn't have it any other way!
FITZERELLIS — FOOD. FRIENDS. GOOD TIMES. AND APPARENTLY COMPLETE CHAOS. 🔥